Ozzy x Lumpy (read description) (smut) (joke story)

Ozzy And Lumpy Yiff In The Woods (part 2)

Lumpy stares at Ozzy confused, (since he is a pussy ass virgin he doesn't know what yiff is) he replies in his stupid ass retarded voice,

"what's a yiff?"

Ozzy simply replies with,

"oh its furry porn"

Lumpy just replies with a "oh" as if one of his only friends didn't say anything important (i mean, yiff is pretty important im my life.) Ozzy asks the fucker,

"can we yiff?''

To which Lumpy replies,

"but im not ga-"

Ozzy quickly cuts him off saying,

"you never know till you try it"

Lumpy being the dumb asshole he is beleves this. And says yes reluctantly, Ozzy grabs his hand and pulls him into the tent. Ozzy basically gives him instructions on what to do because he's stupid.

"okay, first you take off your clothing,"

Ozzy says taking off his pants and shirt revealing his chest with soft furry curls and light red nipples,

"your turn daddy"

Lumpy removes his fur coloured clothing (and for you idiots saying "hE DOeSn't wEar fUR cOlOuReD cLOthEs wAAAaaaA!!1!11" no you faggots who kiss dogs sexually, this is true he has fur colour clothing in the webseries cry about it) Ozzy is so fucking turned on his dick springs out of his pants and it makes an audible "boing" sound Lumpy stares downwards just looking at the Kitsune's rock hard penis, (Ozzy is a kitsune, yeah one of those 9 tailed foxes mythical shit) in slight shock because it's bigger than his, (obviously, Ozzy is not a virgin he's fucked THOUSANDS of gay asses.) Ozzy drunker than a divorced man at a bar chugging his life away, hornier than a 300 pound discord mod when he sees his fictional waifu he yelpes out,

"I CAN'T WAIT, GIVE ME THAT ASS!"

Ozzy lunges at Lumpy like a cat pinning him to the floor on his stomach, of course hitting your stomach against the solid grass and dirt would hurt like a bitch so of course he hurt Lumpy in his horniness, then he starts to grope the moose's buttocks violently while biting his lips hard, so hard they start to bleed
Lumpy let's out some very upset grunts, he realized he doesn't wanna do this and tries to get up, Ozzy isn't letting that happen and slashes his legs, blood drips onto the tent flooring. Lumpy (of course) screams in pain due to his legs getting cut by a extremely horny kitsune with a 8 inch boner, Ozzy who's about to violently rape the moose says,

"GET READY RETARD! YOUR GETTING A STOMACH FULL OF MAGIC FOX COCK!" (yeah yeah i know "kitsune" "magic fox" their the same.) and shoves half of his dick inside, Lumpy being the virgin he is bleeds from the anus and starts to whimper like a fucking child, Ozzy is still going at that ass slamming deep and breaking his hole, i swear he was trying to break a world record for getting someone in the hospital the fastest. Ozzy was thrusting at 69 thrusts per second, but that wasn't enough and he was about to climax and since he's a kinky mother-fucker he bites Lumpy's neck and shoves all of in, destroying his prostate and making him cum all over the damn floor, Ozzy came deep inside, so deep the cum got shot into his stomach and Lumpy threw up some cum, that's right Ozzy fucked a fictional character so hard they threw up cum.
Since Lumpy got his legs sliced he's loosing blood and may or may not die, (spoiler alert, he does.) and passes out, Ozzy who's still pumping gallons of cum into his body realized that hes not making any noise, so he picks him up, sloppily puts on his leggings and sprints to the hospital. As he's sprinting to the hospital he falls on his clumsy ass and rips of 2 of his tails, he shouts,

"HOLY FUCK!!"

But realized he has to keep running,