Boss: "I told you guy's it'll work out well, The Luchadors are finished will Killbane gone, The Deckers are done, thanks Matt, and that Bitch Phillip
Fucken is nothing but a fucking stain on a giant ball"Shaundi: "Good riddance"
Peirce: "Hey Boss, are you sure it's a good reason to have Matt here? I mean he is the leader of the deckers."
Everyone: "Shut up Peirce"
Boss: "So, since we have taken over 2 Cities we should start thinking bigger."
Matt: "Like what President Of The USA?"
Boss: "Fuck no, I'm thinking any neighboring city to steelport. ANY CITY! The saints need to be dominate EVERYWHERE!"
Kenzie: "So basically President Of USA"
Boss: "Kenzie shut the fuck up"
A few momments of talking all The Saints Finish the meeting.
Oleg: "So it's settled, Zimos, Kenzie Viola and I will take over the next city."
Boss: "Yup, Alright get your asses up and get a move on"
Kenzie: "Uh Boss?"
Boss: "What?"
Kenzie: "My scanners are reading multiple-"
BOOM!!!!!!
The Penthouse fucking explodes killing everybody in the Penthouse. A few buildings away one person Lurks from it.
Dex: "Fuck you kid, I hope the Saints Burn In hell"
And They Did....
Not For Long though.Boss: "Ugh.... They hell happened?"
The Boss looks around seeing a Red Sky, A Pentagram moon and demons all around.
Boss: "This isn't steelport..."
???: "No it's not, you sure took your time dying by the way"
The Boss postures up in a fighting stance towards the Voice to see a familiar face.
Boss: "LIN?!"
Lin: "Yeah it's me, suprised to see me?"
Boss: "Of course I am, your... dead... that means..."
Lin: "You fucking died, thankfully you have a friend here to help ya!"
Boss: "Ok... thanks Speaking of which why are there dead bodies around"?
Lin: "The Extermination"
Boss: "Extermination?"
Lin: "Yeah we have a lot to discuss"
The Boss walks off with Lin. The 2 get inside Lin's car and drive off. They drive for a few minutes until they reach a Giant Building with an Ultor sign on it.
Boss: "Oh no..."
??????: "OH YES!"
The Boss looks at the entry to see none other Than Dane Vogel.
Boss: "Well if it isn't Dane Mother fucking Vogel!"
Vogel: "Well if it isn't The Boss of The mother fucking Saints! Suprised to see me again buddy?"
Boss: "No I'm suprised you ain't learned not to fuck with the saints"
Lin: "Chill man, Vogel and I are good friends"
Boss: "And I give a fuck because?"
Vogel: "I can help you find the rest of your gang down here"
Boss: "How do you know where they're at?"
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Gat Out Of Hazbin Hotel
HumorIn This AU after the events of Saints Row 3 the all the Saints are killed in a giant explosion detonated in their bases. The Saint's are gone, nobody is alive. Well that's what they thought until they all landed in hell. Now In Hell, will the Saints...