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*Pov Cady*

I went to Kurt's house. I was wearing the same thing as last year, because i wanted to be dress like i should be dress on halloween.

[RAM]
Dad says "Act our age."
You heard the man, it's time to rage!

[ALL]
Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[RAM]
Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool!
[ALL]
Punch the wall and start a fight!
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[KURT]
His folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head

[RAM]
Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on Cinemax!

[All]
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun!
Big fun!
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun!
Big fun!

[CADY]
Ok, ok, ok. So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?

[GRETCHEN]
No, it's salt, and then--

[REGINA]
You're doing it wrong!

[CADY]
Really? 'Cause I feel great

[RAM]
Veronica, you are looking good tonight!

[CADY]
Whoa
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery!

[ALL]
Everyone's high as a kite
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[CADY]
Stoned. Zoned. I should quit...
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit

[ALL]
Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain't nobody home tonight!

[CADY]
Dreams are coming true
When people laugh but not at you!
I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!
I feel like Bono at LiveAid!

[ALL]
The house is ours
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
Let's use their showers
That sounds like
Big fun!
Big fun!
Crack open one more case!

[CADY]
I think that's what they call "third base."

[ALL]
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!

[CADY]
That actually looks like--

[ALL]
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!

[KURT]
Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

[RAM]
Gonna make 'em go whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!

[ALL]
Big fun!
BIG FUN!

[HEATHER DUKE]
Way to show maturity!

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