Genshin Incorrect Quotes {Poly Quad + AstraXiao}

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The poly quad is Kanao, Kazuha, Heizou, and Ren {an OC who belongs to Chalk/Luci, because we talked and realized Kanao and Ren would be so cute together and be the perfect fit with the poly gang <3}, plus Astrea and Xiao, who are like, Ren's essential parents. The lore is complicated, and I'll probably go in-depth about it at some point, but not right now hehehehe

A lot of these are from the random prompt generator, just altered slightly to fit in some places, or just straight up vines.

Now, enjoy these incorrect quotes I did last night before I passed out from exhaustion. I tend to do a lot of these for my OCs, because they're so much fun <3

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Ren, to Astrea: You are my daaad, you're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

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Heizou: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat while I was at work.

Kazuha: >:O Language!

Ren: Yeah, watch your fucking language

Astrea: OKAY, WHO TAUGHT REN THE FUCK WORD

Heizou: "The fuck word"

Kanao: Are you guys stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Ren: Oh my archons she censored it.

Heizou: Say fuck, Kanao

Ren: Do it, Kanao. Say fuck

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Astrea: What does "take out" mean

Kazuha: Food

Kanao: Dating

Ren: Murder

Heizou: IT CAN MEAN ALL OF THEM IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD!

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Zhongli: If you had to choose between Astrea and all of the mora I have in my wallet, what would you choose?

Xiao: Depends. How much mora are we talking?

Astrea: Xiao!!!

Zhongli: 63 mora

Xiao: I'll take the mora

Astrea: XIAO!!! :(

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Astrea: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Aether: I've been zoned out for the past couple of minutes

Ren: I got distracted about halfway through

Xiao: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Astrea: So, what did you all get in your yearbook?

Kanao: "Prettiest Smile"

Ren: "Nicest Personality"

Heizou: "Most likely to start a bar fight"

Kazuha: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one"

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Kanao: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. I'll wait

Ren: You and me!!!!

Kanao, tearing up: Okay

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Heizou: Stressed

Kanao: Depressed

Xiao: Possessed

Ren: Obsessed

Kazuha: Impressed

Astrea: Chicken Breast

Everyone: ......What

Astrea: I just wanted to join in

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Kanao: You really put aside everything and came all this way to see me? How did you even get here so fast?

Ren: Several traffic violations

Heizou: Three counts of resisting arrest

Kazuha: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Astrea: Also, this is not our car.

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Heizou: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

Kanao: What did you do-?

Heizou: Nobody died.

Kanao: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT-?!

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Kanao: What if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?

Heizou: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Kazuha: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Ren: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Heizou: Defibrillators are Hearty Starties

Kazuha: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Ren: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Kokomi, annoyed: You are all disappointments.

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