Aries- start drama with two other people just so they can watch. Grab the popcorn and see the drama unfold. Group chats were an invention for Aries
Taurus- they do one cool thing and then tell everyone. Taurus is the 24 year old who still talks about that time they were 8 and they pet a tiger.
Gemini- they just leave during conversations that they don't care about... Literally in the middle of telling them a story and off they go
Cancer- they cry laugh for like ever... To the point they forget what they started laughing at in the first place (it's kinda cute tbh)
Leo- you're really clingy. I don't get it it's like you feed off people. When someone isn't giving you attention you become a leach and just overwhelm them with love hoping they will retaliate
Virgo- everybody likes you.. I know that's not bad but it's annoying that you are loved by everyone and yet you hate like half of them, maybe more
Libra- you need everybody to like you. Why? I don't understand what that will accomplish. And when someone doesn't like it becomes your mission to make them like you. Just chill out honestly not everybody is worth your time
Scorpio- they just stare at you for like ten minutes and if you say something or make eye contact they don't care... I think that's how they steal soul
Sagittarius- you either laugh the loudest most obnoxious laugh ever or you just don't laugh at all. But doing both those things make everyone around you uncomfortable
Capricorn- they might have absolutely nothing to do with something and yet they still get mad at you for doing it... Not even mad, just disappointed
Aquarius- they never understand jokes so you have to awkwardly sit there and explain them. Then they laugh when you finish and 5 seconds later say "I still don't get it"
Pisces- they just expect that everyone is friends. Introduces me to group of friends for the first time and wonders why you guys aren't making friendship bracelets yet
