ARIES: just tells you. loudly. in front of all your friends. and mother.
TAURUS: sends you a handwritten breakup note, sealed with a kiss.
GEMINI: changes their facebook status to single & then disappears.
CANCER: tells you in person while crying, then offers to take you back 1 day later.
LEO: coldly says it isn't working out, then tells you they cheated with your sibling.
VIRGO: tells you all the things you did wrong & refuses to give back your sweater.
LIBRA: slowly tries to fade out of your life to avoid a confrontation.
SCORPIO: ignores you, then dumps you during a screaming match.
SAGITTARIUS: moves to another country, taking your dog with them.
CAPRICORN: tells you that you're getting in the way of their career.
AQUARIUS: "lol bye see ya never"
PISCES: says they'll always love you but it just isn't working out.
