oh jeez rick

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I hate myself for writing this but whatever.

Third person pov.

M:oh jeez rick, i do-ont think we should do this.

R:shut up morr-burp-ty. Its fine.

M:yeah but bloodlines are kinda like t-timelines. Y-y-you shouldnt mess witht them.

R: have i ever cared about timelines-burp-morty?

M:n-n-n-no.

R:exactly, so shut up im tryin' to cum.

M:b-B-b-b-But RIIIIIICKK AAAHH!~

R:shit so tight.

M:aaahh mmmm~

R:shut it slut, beth will h-burp-ere you.

R&M:oh shit~

M:g-gonna cum aaah~.

R:im gonna breed your tight little ass.

He cums in mortys ass and turns out that rick is actually an alien and he did indeed breedd the fuck out of mortys little tight ass.

Sorry,

Burp

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