Two mates are re-watching all the batman movies, and one mate has an odd opinion towards batman... Batmans suit rather.
*pauses movie*
Mate1: *sigh* Look. *faces full body towards Mate2*
I for one, you know, love batman and all but like h-his suit is just- its like uhh, just like no.
Mate2: de fuck do you mean, no?
Mate1: Like *sighs*, ok *stands up, sets down beer* so im batman right? And lik-
Mate3: I FOOKIN KNEW I'!!!!
Mate1: THIS IS WHY MUM DOESNT FUCKIN LOVE YOU!! ahem anyways *smiles* imma PRETEND im batman right. *Cough cough* i am batman, an im gonna kick ur ass mate. Wham, Boom, Kachow!
Oh, whats this? someons behind me, lemme just turn around. Huh i cant move my neck, b'cause o' my poor excuse of a mask.
Like whats wrong with robins mask?
*unpauses movie, and swigs beer*
like it gets the job done. I get like batman is suppose to represent some shit like a bat, but like he can get like, yk, like clip on bat ears an' shit.
Mate2: first of all * clap, clap, clap, clap* amazing impressions i think you would have made an amazing batman, and second of all, how many fingers am i holding up?
Mate1: trick question, you dont have any hands ever since the doughnut inciden-
Mate2: we agreed to never speak of this micheal. I will kill you. I have a knife sheathed in my sack and i wont hesitate to drink you blood after slitting your jugular, you cock-juggling thundercunt.
Mate1: tOnIGht WiLl Be ThE NIGht tHat i wiLL fAlL FoR yuew-
Mate2: *in darth vader's voice* Mike, i am your daddy.
*proceeds to fuck sex doll hes been talking to because he found an aged lubricant underneath the floorboards of his private jet, 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You guys are cool, im peekin' im peekin', oh baby Im seekin' im seekin'~!
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