reply 2022 . blue lock

spill the cheese whiz, siz

my attempt at making a chatfic yesyes

[ isagi's POV ]

blue balls #darnacles

bachira
gOISE 
GUISE 
OWEMEFJEE
GOISE

kunigami
bachira, no offense, but it seems to be too early for you to
start spamming the chat

chigiri
no YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 

kunigami
i fully understand the situation and i believe that bachira is
causing unnecessary ruckus

bachira
CHIGIRI AND I HAVE BURNING STEAMING HOT TEA 😎

bachira
we have cheese whiz  😎😎

rin
you have cheese whiz???

bachira
gossip in filipino is chismis and it rhymes with cheeze whiz so it's
 kind of another word for gossip yes

rin
oh bye

chigiri
NO RIN DON'T GOOOOO

nagi
spill

bachira
YOU GUYS KNOW KIYAMA HIMARI 

shidou
oh shit this is actual tea 😱

you
the campus crush?? 

chigiri
yes 
do you remember how she's dating sato kenshin 

reo
OH MY HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD I THINK I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 

bachira
shE'S TWO TIMING HIM 

reo
your sources are wrong SHE'S THREE TIMING 😭

nagi
wrong 

you
nagi WHY IS IT WRONG

shidou
nah did bro just leave us on read

reo
he's prolly in game 

bachira
R U TELLING ME TO WAIT UNTIL NAGI FINISHES TO TELL US WHY IT'S WRONG 
MY IMPATIENT AF ASS CAN NOT AND WILL NOT DO THIS 

kunigami
i thought himari-san was the vp of the student body 
those are probably nasty rumors 

chigiri
no it's real we saw her make out with wakabayashi cho
like in the gazebos behind the school 

reo
omg so your information is correct because yes she's two timing with cho 
bUT

you
i really didn't pin you for a gossiper 

reo
right??? i didn't either until i became popular and i was surrounded by 
actual drama 
did you know aoki etsuko from that all girls school has been asking for a soiree 
with yuta nakamoto's class since third year middle school but he said he wasn't interested
FOR AROUND THREE YEARS.. 

shidou
hate to break it to ya but we didn't ask for that
everyone knows her slutly ways 

kunigami
hey, no talking like that behind people's backs! 

bachira
okay but i had no idea etsuko did that isn't she lesbi 

reo
right?? she claims to be 😭