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PARDON?!

I-

I'm speechless.

Here's some random incorrect quotes.

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Kreek: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Lego: Oh, I’m always running.

Lego: The question is from what.


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Sabrina: If DJ and I were drowning, who would you save?

Russo: You two can’t swim?

DJ: It’s a hypothetical question, Russo! Who would you save?

Russo: My time and effort.

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Albert: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Factual: *Screams*

Devoun: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Lego: Should we do something?!

Rose, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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TanqR: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Koneko: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

TanqR: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Koneko: TanqR, they...they weren’t always orphans.

TanqR: ...

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Kreek: B(  )es be like “I'm baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect, like what the frick do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways I’m b(  )es.

(Yes, this was an actual prompt)

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*Koneko and Mini sitting in jail together* (Don't ask why)

Mini: So who should we call?

Koneko: I’d call K, but I feel safer in jail.

K appears out of nowhere.

K: HEY SISTERS!

Mini: AAA-

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