Writers/readers as the Origins SMP (Part 2)

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You guys like this, so here you go (+some incorrect quotes)
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Golden: Where am i right now? Oh, god. Oh-

D1no: Hi mate-

Golden: AAAA-

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Sofia: I trust Golden.

Rose: You think they know what they're doing?

Sofia: I wouldn't go that far.

(I'm using incorrect quotes for some of these)

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Rose: Hey, what happens if i-

Rose accidentally pushes Golden out of the shade.

Golden: AAAA- WATER! WATER!

Rose puts out Golden and they all calm down.

Eli: GUYS, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A BASE IF- IF NONE OF YOU CAN F(  )ING STAY HYDRATED!

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Eli: I guess i'll go skep my way of a cliff.

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Rose: Good morning.

Michelle/Sofia: Good morning.

Sophia: Good morning.

Golden: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Eli: MORNING MOTHERF(  )ERS!

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Golden: Oh god help-

Golden dies from the sun.

D1no: Oh, man's exploded. Anyway.

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Golden: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Rose: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Golden: Absolutely not.

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Sofia: Welcome, fellow idiots.

Eli: Hello, Sofia.

Sofia: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot.

Eli: You underestimate me.

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Rose: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Golden: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Golden: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Jay: I think you mean cards.

Golden, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Sofia, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Sofia: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Sofia: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Eli: Who the f(  ) added me to a f(  )ing group chat?

Sophia: >:O language.

D1no: Yeah watch your f(  )ing language.

Golden: OKAY WHO TAUGHT D1NO THE F(  ) WORD?

Michelle/Sofia: 'The f(  ) word'.

Rose: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

D1no: Oh my god they censored it.

Sofia: Say f(  ), Rose.

Eli: Do it, Rose. Say f(  ).

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Eli: Sofia, keep an eye on Golden today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Sofia: Sure, I’d love to see Golden get punched.

Eli: Try again.

Sofia, sighing: I will stop Golden from getting punched.

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Golden: Jesus, i'm about to f(  )ing unlock Tinnitus origin. I'm getting out of here.

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That's all for today.

Bye.

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