one day i was sitting in my car and a bird came and sharted on my window. i licked it off. the bird came and haunted me after that. it wont go away, it keeps attacking me nd sharting on my window everyday. i cant keep licking it off it hurts my tounge. so then i made a slushie out of the shart. then i killed the bird, it never sharted on my window ever again. the end.
