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Even More Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama is so stupid that when I told her that she had lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo Mama is so fat that when Santa came down the chimney, he said "ho ho hooooolly crap!"

Yo Mama is so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo Mama is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for two hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo Mama is so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror, the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo Mama is so fat that when she goes outside with a yellow raincoat on, every one shouts "TAXI!

Yo Mama is so fat that when she went to the circus, a little girl asked "can I ride the elephant?"

Yo Mama is so fat that every time she sits down, they have to add a new country to the map.

Yo Mama is so stupid she returned a donut because it had hole in it.

Yo Mama is so fat that when she got hit by a car, she asked "who threw that rock?"

Yo Mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear came out and said "to infinity, and beyond!"

Yo Mama is so stupid that when theives broke into her house and stole the TV, she ran after them shouting "wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo Mama is so fat that instead of lint in her belly button, she's gathering full sweaters.

Yo Mama is so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo Mama is so fat that your family portrait has stretch marks.

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