annoyance prostate [johndave]

part 1

[this is a rp i had with a buddy, but it's pretty funny]

-begin-

-dave, pester john-

--tunchedGodhead [TG] begun pestering ectoBiologist [EB]--

TG: hey

EB: yo

TG: what's up egderp

EB: that's not my name, but whatever I'm fine

TG: You don't like it when I call you egderp
TG: why not
TG: Do you have some sort of annoyance prostate that gets poked
TG: Youd like that though
TG: it gets you all flustered

EB: uh..dave no

TG: dave yes

EB: Dave no, you're being creepy

TG: I'm not being creepy
TG: And it isn't my fault you have a sweet spot for me calling you names
TG: Like egderp
TG: oh no
TG: Call the prostate police

EB: No. No stop. Dont dial that number they Arnt needed

TG: 413 we got a case
TG: sorry sir
TG: it's a goner

EB: dave

TG: His prostate has been poked

EB: DAVE

TG: yes

EB: Ekfnotheksbkdbgktbf

TG: what's wrong egbert
TG: Am I poking your prostate too hard

EB: You are not poking my prostate

TG: With this massive erection of affection
TG: are you sure

EB: Yes my prostate is unpoked

TG: That means I have to poke it
TG: As your best friend

EB: And it's going to stay that no matter how big your affection erections are

TG: no
TG: listen
TG: It must be poked by my affection erection
TG: It must be done
TG: I'm going to feel so empty without it
TG: i mean you
TG: You're going to feel so empty
TG: and virgin
TG: if I don't poke it

EB: Oh my god, dave I really hope your not talking about your dong right now. All of your erection talk is just some metafor for whatever right

TG: No
TG: Ironically
TG: See john
TG: You're getting so worried over my awesome irony
TG: This is why I have to poke your prostate
TG: So you can learn
TG: Learn about irony

EB: I don't want to learn about that

TG: you need to

EB: I don't

TG: johna
TG: listen
TG: I'm going to need you to unlock your window
TG: For ironic purposes
TG: please
TG: open it

EB: what

TG: juuuuust a little

EB: why

TG: For ironic purposes john
TG: This is why I need to poke it
EB: Why would I open my window for that

TG: Because I'm you're best friend
TG: And you have to listen to me

EB: And you're creepy
EB: don't forget that

TG: Whatever john
TG: Open that window
TG: I live in Texas I can't do anything to you

EB: That's not the point

TG: John PLEASE
TG: you're making this very hard for me

EB: you probably sent some creepy ironic spy out for my prostate