annoyance prostate [johndave]

part 3

[last part....smut warning]

-begin-

-dave, sit at Johns computer-

John: what are you doing Dave

Dave: I'm going to look at your history
And maybe pester rose

John: no
Get
Off
Dave

Dave: nah

-dave, open johns Web history-

Dave: whoa john
What is this

John: Dave
Back away from the computer

-dave, click on one of the sites-

Dave: john, I had no idea

-dave, read one of the dirty "pepsicola" fanfics-

John: DAVE STOP

Dave: John no
We just broke up
I gotta know what happens next

-john, dive onto the keyboard-

-dave, push John off and read-

Dave: so
Now I'm expecting a sexy smut scene
For makeups
Tell me I'm right John
Read this
And tell me we get back together
After we have sex

-John, cover your face in embarrassment-

John: Dave please stop reading those

Dave: no John
You just let me touch your butt
Why can't this be real

John: DaVvvvve

Dave: whoa dude
This is some hot shit
It's like the president actually did something right
John
I'm want this to happen

John: that's not real Dave

Dave: I'll make it real

-dave, pin John to the ground-

-john, scream bloody murder-

John: GET OFF DAVE
COME ON

Dave: John
Is your father home

John: no

Dave: good

John: Dave no

-dave, talk seductively-

Dave: oh Dave yesssss~

John: stop it dave

-john, blush intensely-

Dave: hey John
My leg is pretty itchy

-dave, grind your leg on Johns crotch-

John: Dave that's not how you scratch an itch

Dave: yes it is

John: no
Its not

Dave: fine John
If you don't want me to be subtle
Then I won't

-dave, stop grinding your leg, grind your whole body-

-john, get an awkward boner-

-dave, moan Johns name-

Dave: johnnnnnnnnn~~

John: Dave please

Dave: please what John

-dave, run a finger on Johns jawline-

John: please poke me
I mean
Wait
That cane out wrong
DONT poke me

Dave: so you want me to poke your prostate John
Alright i will

-dave, stop grinding and lower yourself-