Caramel Arrow: *Looks down at knife in belly* Oops, I accidentally stabbed myself again.
*Meanwhile, in the room next door Affogato is shuffling some papers.*
Affogato: *Cuts his finger* Ow! Fucking paper cuts...
Caramel Arrow: *Bursts into room* AFFOGATO!? ARE YOU OKAY!?
Affogato: Yeah I'm alright it's just a paper cu-AHHHHH HOLY SHIT WHO STABBED YOU!?!?
Caramel Arrow: *Gasps* Affogato! Your finger is bleeding!
Affogato: That's what you're worried about!? YOUR ENTIRE STOMACH IS FUCKING BLEEDING
Caramel Arrow: *Lifts Affogato up* Hold on Affogato, I'm getting you help.
Affogato: You're getting me help!? YOU LITERALLY HAVE A FUCKING KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH DEAR
Caramel Arrow: *Carries him bridal-style out the door* Is anyone around here?
Affogato: Gah! Caramel Arrow put me down! If anyone sees me like this...
Caramel Arrow: You there! Servant! Call a healer for help! Affogato's finger is bleeding!
Affogato: Call a healer for yourself, please!
Servant: Oh no! Lord Affogato's finger is bleeding!? I'll call someone right away!
Caramel Arrow: Oh thank goodness...
Affogato: I can't fucking believe this.
~Mac deez nuts~
Caramel Arrow: Healer, how is he?
Healer: His finger is no longer bleeding. But do you require assistance too? You have a knife in your abdomen.
Caramel Arrow: Oh.
*Looks down at belly* I forgot about that.
Affogato: You forgot you were stabbed!? I know you're the first watcher but how the hell do you have such an inhumane amount of strength!?
Caramel Arrow: I drink 50 grams of raw protein powder every day.
Affogato: ...
A/N: 20 chapters yaaaay! Things are about to get wild pretty soon...👀
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
