pure children #wap-ing in ohio

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moniquegibeau: help my mom is telling her church group to "#wap for jesus 😍😍"

spaceagebachelorman: rip bro

thismanisawesome: i'll come to your house and wap for jesus with you 😜

gingersinpower: NOW FROM THE TOP

emowithbrainfreeze: MAKE IT DROP

deadgirlwalking: THATS A WAP

struttedmama: GET A BUCKET AND A MOP

unknownoperasinger: THATS A WAP

heathermacaroni: WE'RE TALKING WHAT WHAT WHAT

gentlywithachainsaw: THATS A WAP

blueballs: MACARONI IN A POT

bromosexual: THATS A WAP

remembertoridethecyclone: okay then 😜

selfesteemwho: im gonna throw a party for us pure children to wap 😊

spaceagebachelorman: bro i cant come to the wap 😔😔

gingersinpower: BUT BABE YOU'RE OUR BEST WAP-ER

moniquegibeau: RICKY NO YOU CANT LEAVE US

spaceagebachelorman: im sorry my parents are taking me to #ohio🇦🇺🇦🇺

deadgirlwalking: 😔 only in ohio 😔

emowithbrainfreeze:

emowithbrainfreeze: can't go to ohio if there is no ohio

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emowithbrainfreeze: can't go to ohio if there is no ohio

selfesteemwho: smart.

unknownoperasinger: ricky could just video call us from ohio and then wap for jesus with us 😍😍😍

gentlywithachainsaw: for someone with no head your actually kinda smart-

spaceagebachelorman: oi thats my best friend you drain cleaner drinking rat

bromosexual: WOAH

blueballs: I THINK WE LEGALLY OWE RICKY MONEY NOW

spaceagebachelorman: what

bromosexual: YOU INSULTED THY GREATITH QUEEN HEATHER OF WESTERBURG, DUDE!!

gentlywithachainsaw: are we gonna have a problem?! you got a bone to pick?! weve come so far, why now, are you pulling on my dick?!

deadgirlwalking: heather no

emowithbrainfreeze: heather yes

heathermacaroni: fuck now i need to get into position come on duke

struttedmama: ew wtf thats such a weird thing to say

*after heather sung candy store over text*

selfesteemwho: oh.

spaceagebachelorman: okay cool are you done now?

struttedmama: yea we done

spaceagebachelorman: good im going to ocean's room cya

gingersinpower: hehe

thismanisawesome: dont be too loud the walls are really thin and my room is right next to ocean's

moniquegibeau: what if we just make more noise than them 😏😏

remembertoridethecyclone: you guys are more disgusting than virgil and he drinks out of date milk

pinkslime: its not disgusting to have a movie-off!

selfesteem: oh dear jeebus

pinkslime: they were talking about their movie volumes, right?

gingersinpower: rrrriiiiiiggghhtttttt

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Heyyy sorry this chapter is short! I'll make the next one longer lol. Hope you enjoyed!!

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