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Awake I open my eyes to see A hospital, so white and clean.
Kidding.
Instead, I opened my eyes and stared the sun directly in it's ugly ass face for a second before shutting them.
Placing my hands on the grass beneath me, I sat up before opening my eyes again, greeted with the beautiful sight of some random place i had never seen before. There was a pond a little bit away from where I was sitting. Behind me was a tree.
Another thing I noticed was how obnoxiously hard it was to breathe. I'd survive, but it would be pretty annoying if it didn't fix itself. Sucks that Google isn't available.
'..Next important question: what the hell is Google??' I questioned in confusion from the sudden thought.
'My neck lowkey kinda hurts-' I thought, continuing to observe my surroundings. A small gust of wind blew my hair, and I looked to the side to see a floating ball thing with small wings.
"Now what in the hell-" Out of reflex, my leg shot up and kicked the angel ball into a branch, earning a squeak from said creature. I muttered a quick sorry before picking it up from the grass and placing it in my lap.
It blew another angry puff of air at me, making me blink. I stared at it in concentration. 'Where have I seen this before?' I asked myself but received no answer.
"What's your name?"
Nothing but a confused tilt. I smiled lightly. "I hereby dub thee Pierre, my new friend! Now, let's go figure out what part of hell we're in."
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(260 words) bro this chapter is shorter than scaramouche bye
