1. Dead Meat

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I do not take credit for any of the jokes in this book. They are all ones that I found in other books, online, people have told me...ext....now with that out of the way, let's get started! ☝🏻(the Nerdy Nummies finger!) <--did anybody just get my Nerdy Nummies YouTube reference?!? Comment and like/vote/follow if you did. Lmaeo..lol..
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A mom and daughter are talking;

Mom: Honey, you know that song you like?

Daughter: Which one?

Mom: I'm Sexy and I Know It.

Daughter: Oh, yeah. Why?

Mom: Well, I made a new version for you...

(To the tune of I'm Sexy and I Know It.)

Mom: 🎶I walk into your room and this is what I see, there's a condom on the floor and its staring at me! I've got rage in my stomach and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it.....YOU'RE GROUNDED AND YOU KNOW IT!🎶

Daughter: 😵
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A/N;
Remember, please don't give me hate. I know this isn't my joke. I suck with jokes and so I am writing down/typing, funny ones that I see. Haters back off. anyway! BYE!!! See you later!

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