The USM enters a fantasy world

Hippity hoppity this city is now AB property.

"Alpha-3 unit's have arrived undetected near JSDF asset's, are we cleared to enter it's airspace or are we considered an unknown force?"

"Unknown."

"All unit's, begin stealth module's, an artifact on the lower omniversal scale is here, if a god gets it then..."

"We'll be in a slightly more even fight, remember; we have our own in the hundred trillion mark. It'll essentially be like squishing a tree sapling: it isn't harmful, but you kill it just for offending you or being in the way."

"Damn...people kill trees for no reason? That's pretty sad."

"No i- nevermind, you are incapable of understanding basic English anyways."

"Und Du Ich HAND!"

"No, i am not a hand, you need to get better german as well, that was barely a sentence."

The ground began shaking as an A-8 medium tank platoon began firing upon hostile positions, while A-3 grunts rushed the legionnaires, and, even in melee, these A-3 grunts outmatched the human force's. So much so, that they took zero injuries.

Several A-3 grunts breached the officers tent and gunned down everyone inside, they didn't need any intel; they simply scan the planet instead.
A VST-3 stomped through the area, shrugging off arrows while returning fire with a 30mm light auto cannon and a 80mm grenade launcher.
A group of VST-2's rushed throughout the area, gunning down enemies that had hid during the first wave of assualt troops with 17.3mm HDR3's.

Soon, the place was cleared, occupied, and converted by a B-3 into a 10 mile radius void fortress.

"Eighth platoon moving in."

"Affirmative."

3049, December 14th.

"What?"
"Sir, the 101st AAFI has been sent to an anime."
"....How exactly."
"Reality distortions."
"Ah, okay....get a reality anchor and open a gateway to them then, and send an entire Army Corp's."
"Yes, sir.