CHRONOHAUL ONESHOTS!

Headcanon's or etc

Damn been awhile huh?

Sorry about that, I've been having MAJOR writers block and everything else, I'm tryna think of ideas, plots, and etc but I've gotton out of the fandom completely a month or two ago

I am writing a story for AO3 but thaaaat's gonna take a long while soo

Why not give some headcanon's or like- idk what it's called, just stuff hari and kai would do, smut, fluff, and angst! Hope y'all enjoy

Fluff: them being a family is something i always loved, which is why in my AU they are, they have a young daughter (still haven't decided on a name out of a few) and eri is a older sis, she also isn't a full hero or villain but still loves to visit her dads, especially to help with the youngster

Hari over stresses himself easily (making a comfort character like you moment) and ends up just breaking down when left alone in a mainly quiet room, full tears, on his knees and barely making a noise besides choked sobs as he holds himself

Kai knows about this since they grew up together and pops let him in on it, he knows how to make hari feel better and knows what his place is, don't over do it or under do it, just be there for him and his needs.

Hari LOVES family, and being an orphan since 4 can do damage, so whether it's aftercare, during sex, mid day talks, or anything else, he'll bring it up to kai, and no matter what, kai always promises to make it happen when they can..... and one day it does, hari is brought to tears and the whole shie hassaikai celebrates for months and is so happy and excited when she's finally here.

Their daughter has nightmares easily and alot so they'll take turns reading to her, rubbing her back, or anything else to calm her nerves.

Their favorite thing to do is pick honey suckle's, it's the one thing they've agreed to keep quiet from everyone even their kids, it's special time for themselves and they want to enjoy to as a special moment between them (childhood memories), they also have a giant garden with honey suckle's just for them and noone else knows so it's just peace and quiet.

Hair is really good at lots of thing's, kai... could be if he wanted but he doesn't, he enjoys to just have hari teach him as it's better and he gets to spend some fun time with his lover

Angst: the fucker lost his arms, funniest shit I've ever see- annnd his boyfriend is crying ahh shit- *directed by robert-*

Hari blames himself a shit lot for a shit lot of things, he just wishes he had the heart to tell kai and get comfort

Kai yells at hari sometimes, and it isn't for sex, he can't stop himself and immediately once it's done he is sorry and has that "oh shit" look on his face, both of them cry in their rooms for hours

Ya know it would be nice if other members didn't have a say in hari being the right hand man- you know people don't have much room on their arms...

I love how I'm adding these in jokes bc i don't have the fuckin heart to say it I'm so sorry mates!

Smut: Dom/Sub play, lots usually.

Sooooo we all can imagine hari whimpering and screaming right? Haha, only 1 person gets to actually hear it

Pregnancy play, shut up I'm self inserting- i can't decide if i want hari to actually have a pussy or not (he's not trans tho, i just rlly like men with female genitalia as a genderfluid bioligical female myself)

Anyone interested in handcuffs after half a bottle of wine split evenly, after a lovely night out with steak and fancy dessert cuz i know sure as hell these two are- the 3rd anniversary was the first and definitely not the last

I know we all love rough sex but what about comfort sex, stress relief sex, tender sex! They do it all and you know damn well they do!

Choking is a kink of hari's, kai likes being in control, MIX-

I wanna go write and read some more sooo this is all, sorry! Hope to see y'all at some point

Hair is our queen and you must respect him🔫 (damn android only having a nerf gun)

Also there is not rlly any new fanart and I've gotten better over the years soo i may draw some!