It was a sunny morning I could see the sunny sun peaking through my shit stained curtains. In the other room I heard my father sobbing as he woke to find a big steaming shit it his bed. My shit.
I grin to myself for once, i was proud!!!!
I got up and styled my messy hair with shit and put on my Gossy glasses. all the ladies love them. I had a quick ciggy before shouting.
"BYE BYE DAD!!! SEE U AT SCHOOL< DONT STINK" I teased, my dad you see was my maths teach and my husband (Were married for tax benefits, obviously)
I slip on my sneaky shoes and don't tie the laces (I never learnt how,)
I peak into the cupboard. Nothing. Dad doesn't have the time to buy food, it all gets replaced with shit anyway.
I step outside and let the air fill my shit stained nostrils, the old lady down the street comes out the house and calls me a sexy boy. All the lady's love my athlete body and band boy hair I strut my way to school like a peacock, emphasis on the cock .
On my bus I wink at the ladies, they frown but I know the love it deep down.
The buss spits me out at Gossy academy, I sigh and prepare for a shitty day ;)
I enter the lunch hall and search for my #BFF I spot her and makie my way over.
Her name is Maisy and she's a daisy.
The group surrounding her cheers as I come over, they love me. it makes me feel loved.
NOT TO VENT but it makes up for the lack of love in my childhood
I can already smell ther shit wafting through the air as the lunch bell rings and i make my way to form class.
YOU ARE READING
the gossy tales
Non-Fictionfollow these youung teen sweethearts through their trials and tribuations in gossy academy, roman ce heat and more !!!!fall in love with this quirkyy cast of loveable characters"! (This is all a joke 😭)
