once upon a time, there was a very sad hippo. he was made fun of because he was ugly, so he decided to get botox and a BBL. unfortunately, a stupid orka botched it.
the hipotittymuss stared at the axe that orKa was swingin towards him in slo mo like in films and shit.
"hot dawg" said a husky voice behind him.
"MooGY MUOSE?" hikpoptamas said. after the mafia burnt down moogy's famouse strip club: the mickey mouse club house, he became a badass crime fighting hero.
"i dont go by that name animor, im catman" he replied, orka laughed
"ok batman"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS CAT MAN NOT BATMAN U DEMENTED SHUSHI, FISH SMELLING RAGGADY ASS HOE"
mookeys reaction remined hippotames of this image:
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there was a knock on the door behind moogy (THAT THE FOK THERE WAS A DOoR THERE THIS WHOLE TOIME??????). everyone ignored it bc nobody likes answering doors (social anxiety and shit). suddently the door was brocken and poor moogy was sent flying (L bozo).
"HANSIM SQEDWORD??" hippitititiriti cried out
"Dw baby girl, daddy is here to save u." sqidword said. hippopoopotiamois almost got the zing until he was what he was wearing. FUCKING GALAXY HODIE? it kinda looked like this
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(dawg i literally saved this shit as ew.jpg)
"squadcar how could u wear this? my eyes r burning!" hipipopoipopititipopomas yelled. he took orca's axe and threw it at hansim squadcar.
OMG WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?????????? READ TO FIND OUT!
