Rick Sanchez x Reader - oneshots

A Breakup

I was home tonight watching a movie by myself after a huge argument with my now ex boyfriend.
I sat there just thinking about it all the shit we said to each other.. we didn't mean any of it.. did we? I stared at the tv hugging my pillow as my eyes drifted, I was half asleep about to sleep my worries away until there was a loud banging on my door. I groaned getting up. I looked through the peephole and saw my neighbor, Rick.

"Not now Rick! I'm busy!"

"Y/n open up!"

"I don't have time for your adventures today, Rick"

"What, you're just gonna eeuugh sulk in your room all night?"

"Yea actually- so go away" I said

He came through the door letting himself in.

"RICK! GO AWAY" I said hiding my face that was covered in tears and running mascara- my hair was a mess as well and I was wearing PJs.

"Cmon get up eeuugh we got shit to do"

"No! Go with Morty!" I cried still hiding my face.

"Mortys busy! Plus he doesn't have skills
required for this adventure"

"Well find someone else, you've got summer"

"Oh my god y/n Just get the fu-eeuugh-ck up!"

He dragged my arm up off the couch and looked me in the face

"Jeez you looked like shit- cmon" he said
dragging me to the bathroom. He grabbed a make up wipe from my cabinet and began to wipe my face.

"Rick- Rick I can do it myself"

"No" he continued wiping my face gently and when he was done he wiped my tears away.

"Forget the guy, yo-eeuugh-ung love is stupid anyways."

I sighed leaning on the wall and sliding down it to sit on the ground with my knees to my chest.

"Y/n get up"

"No. Go away" I said putting my head down

"Y/n you can't just sit here all night" Rick argued

"Says who"

"We've got shit to do"

"YOU have shit to do Rick, YOUR adventures are YOUR problem! Leave me out of this!"

"Get up y/n"

"No"

"Cmon!"

"No!"

He grabbed my arm forcing me up off the ground
as he looked me in the eye.

"Do not let this guy ru-eeuugh-in your night."

"Easier said than done" I said with a sniff

"Cmon" he said grabbing a brush In the bathroom and trying to comb through my hair.

"Rick- Rick.. you start from the bottom" I said taking the brush and combing through my own hair. He didn't say anything as he let me comb through my own hair. He ran his fingers through his own hair and I could tell he was really trying here. He leaned on the wall crossing his arms waiting for me to finish my hair. When I was done I set the brush down and tried to run my fingers through the roots to give it more volume.

"Ok you look great- let's go" he said grabbing my arm.
"Wait! I wanna do my makeup!"

Rick rolled his eyes letting me go and I did my makeup quickly.

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Rick dragged me over to his garage and I sat on top of his work bench swinging my legs.

"So what is it that you need help with"

"Stealing from the gromflomites, here, change into this." He said handing me a black tight leather ninja suit. I held it in my hands.

"woah.. Rick.. did you make this?"

"Yes. p-eeuugh-ut it on."

"Could you..turn around please..."

He turned around as he drank out of his flask.
I put the suit on and it fit perfectly hugging all my curves. "Ok you turn back around now"
He turned around and stared in awe.
I smiled at him until he snapped out of it.

"I-Ive got one too under eeuugh all this shit."

I gasp "can i see it!?!"

"Yea later." He said opening the garage door and getting into the space ship.

I walked out the garage and looked over at my place remembering the shit that went down.

"Y/n!" He snapped me out of it

"Coming!" I smiled getting in the space ship
I buckled my seat belt and Rick took one last sip out of his flask.

"Y'know, it's been a while since we did this." I said

"Did what?" He asked

"Went on a space adventure together"

"Yea...y-eeuugh-ou always seemed busy y/n."

"Oh.." I assumed he meant with my ex boyfriend
The was silence for a second as he drove.

"We're gonna make a quick stop right here- don't leave my side."