Woah. I'm dead now. I guess I'm a ghost now or something.
I look at my pale corpse on the ground. With my open head and blood all around it. (also the flies nibbling at my dead body) Can I still control time and space? I wonder. No I can't, I tried everything I could but turns out I'll never even get to use these powers once in both my lifetime and my.. my death time? idk. i started walking down the street. wow i cant believe im a ghost. i trip on a rock and fall over. conveniently on my head. which literally blew my mind and i died. (how can i even die as a ghost)
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swallowing oddly flavoured gummy bears and controlling time and space
HumorIt was a dark and stormy night (not actually it was actually very sunny so sunny in fact that my friends eyes bled) and I held 3 oddly flavoured gummy bears in my hand. They sat there. Staring at me through their 'rotten mayonaise' 'fertilized soil'...
