Slenderman- If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Toby- What if it bites me and it dies!?
Jeff- Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to listen.
Eyeless Jack- What if it bites itself and I die?
Ann- That's voodoo.
Ben- What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Jane- That’s correlation, not causation.
Splendorman- What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Offenderman- That's kinky.
Trenderman- Oh my God.
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FanfictionLike the title says. I don't own the artwork, nor some jokes. Some themes are mature, so, be advised.
