[FUCK YOU!] - Crimson_Phantom (Author)
{hi} - Ultrakill speedrunner Cross
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It has been some days since Alex returned after that Divine Intervention from Gabriel and Mentos Prime joining us and going to... Sleep? Dunno but he has been dormant this entire time, maybe he's recovering his power or some divine shit. I dunno, I'm an atheist.
Anyways, It's been exactly 13 hours, 45 minutes and 55 seconds since the "chicken" incident... [If you read A Pilots Journey you'll understand] And when we arrived at the dorms Yang and Ruby laughed their asses off, Weiss gave me a serious glare and Blake shook her head with a smile.
Right now I'm playing Vanquish with Cross who is levitating and using my G-phone which somehow didn't blow up his hand. He was checking for hero units and stuff like that until he saw that Gphone needed to restart for an update.
Cunt I mean Cross: Hey Bozo, your funky phone wants an update.
Alex: Then let it update.
Cross: But that takes timeee...
Alex: Well too bad, now let it update. Bitch.
Cross: If anything, then I'm a Vixen.
Alex: The fuck's a Vixen?
Cross: Female fox. And a bitch is a female dog soo...
Alex: In what way...?
Cross: That's just how they're called...
After that Cross decided to let the phone update when Yang suddenly got inside and sat beside Alex.
Yang: What are you playing? (She said looking at the game)
Alex: A game called Vanquish.
Yang: What is it about?
Alex: Some mother fucker in a mother fucking suit fucking some robots from another country while sliding on the ground with the fucking suit he has and he has really fucking good senses. Wonder if I can get him through hero units?
Yang: Dunno. Wanna check?
Alex: G-phone updating.
And so the G-phone pinged.
Alex: Nevermind.
After he checked the G-phone he turned the screen on and suddenly...
*PAM*
He got punched as a fist came out of the screen and sent him to orbit while Yang and Cross were looking when they suddenly heard someone coming out of the phone.
A man... A very known man from "Status" videos on youtube.
???: Fuck the media!
He jumped out of the G-Phone:
Cross: Is that Senator Dwayne 'The rock' Steven armstrong?
Armstrong: Yes. The one that is high... ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!
Yang: ...Was it needed to send my boyfriend to space?
Cross: Yeah cause we had to work on his fitness
And suddenly Cross's phone started ringing.
*I'm a Barbie girl. In a barbie world*
Cross: That's not what I set my ringtone to...
Cross cleared his throat, picked up the phone and asked
Cross: You have reached the non-existent federal government of florida, Cross Kyuu here how may I help you?
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Gmod Player in Remnant (RWBY x Gmod Player)
FanfictionNOTE: THIS IS INSPIRED BY imabread108 AND HIS GMOD PLAYER X RWBY. HE'S PRETTY COOL Crimson_Phantom or known as "Crimson 1" or "Joseph" is a GMOD player with a shit ton of mods...Arma 3, Star Wars, Halo, Prototype, you name it. Anyways there he was...
