"yo minho, han jisung from 3racha follows you?" hwang hyunjin asked
"who what from where?" lee minho looked at his best friend
"han jisung, the rapper from the group 3racha. you guys literally followed each other on instagram you should know" hyunjin said
"oh i follow random ppl on insta. why is he famous? or hot? or both?" minho asked, looking at hyunjin
"bitch yeah he's famous how do you not know"
"what's his @?"
"@j.one_3racha"
"oh him? he's fine as fuck that's why i followed him"
"i guessed. but why does he follow you back?"
"that's a great question i have no idea"
"yo bruh you should text him" hyunjin suggested
"why"
"because... he's famous...? and hot..?"
"that's a great reason what should i say" minho said eagerly, opening the instagram app
"you should say, "fuck me""
"kill yourself you monkey" minho rolled his eyes
"that's not very jyp friendly of you" hyunjin frowned
"boo hoo hwang now tell me something good to tell him"
"um if mine and seungmin's situation isn't clear enough of my capabilities for flirting, then you should get your eyes and brain checked" hyunjin awkwardly laughed
"you're right. guess i can only trust myself now" minho sighed
j.one_3racha
hey
delivered.
"now, we wait"
hyunjin snatched minhos phone over
"bitch what the fuck who the hell starts with a 'hey?'" hyunjin rolled his eyes
"uh... me?" minho said, grabbing his phone back
"i might not be the best at flirting, but clearly you're worse" hyunjin said
"you need to start off with a pickup line" hyunjin added
minho was silent
"no wonder felix still don't want you" minho sighed
"excuse me?" hyunjin asked in a karen voice
"he's gonna like throw up if i started with a pickup line" minho explained
"you don't know that"
"but i do"
hyunjin looked at minho
"what"
"what"
"someone started a convo with you with a pickup line?" hyunjin asked
"pfft multiple" minho chuckled
"ain't no way" hyunjin gasped in disbelief
