One day punkish was being a retard and was making pancakes with Blue Moon
"Lol why are you here" he did a derp face/sound and his eyes fell out of the sockets
Punkish was really scared and didn't see what was happening and Dark tripped him
"I fakkin h8 u" Dark said in text slang
"Ow" punkish fell into the pancake mix and got his hair all pancakey
That was when dark tripped him again and he fell (again)
"Fak u stripper boi" he started to fall but the pancake mix caught him before he hit the ground
"I love u bby" the pancakes whispered into his ears
"I like to play love live" then the newly wedded lovers did frick frak stuff on his bed
The end
Edited/fully rewrote By the master of punkish, Leekshake .
