3 AM SATURDAY
REZA'S POV
Alright.. that was a bit crazy... that my first ever kiss was from- yk never mind..
I walk down to the kitchen just to eat cereal.. then..
WHAT THE FUUU-
"Oh hi Reza-San!!"
I'm in complete shock.
THAT MF LOOKS LIKE A NERD HOW DOES TREY FALL FOR HIM???
"... Hi."
"Reza-San, if you're gonna cook leave it to me!!"
I DONT WANT HIS CRUSTY HANDS TO MAKE FOOD FOR ME
But I have to admit, I'm a bit too tired so let's hope the best.
"Uhm.. Reza-San.. where's Trey-San??"
I hate him.
"Sleeping. Don't disturb them, they will literally pin you to the ground"
"Romantic!"
...
Ew.
"I hear Trey coming just forget about me."
I heard footsteps coming from Trey's room before you know it ITS TREY
"Hey Re- OH MY GOD HELLO MY HUSBANDY!"
What kind of a nickname was that? Where did they learn this?
"Hi my Cutesy Wootsy Looksy Booksy Tooksy Pooksy Zoosky Noosky Moosky Yoosky Pookie bear!!"
I hate nugget-san. So much..
"So... how's it been with Trey and you?" Nugget-San asked.
"Hor-" I was cut off by a death stare of Trey.
"-Horrifically Great!"
dear lord they will do anything for nugget-San..
"Yeah! He's been a great roomate" Trey said.
Well, Trey hasn't rlly been a great roommate..
Whatever, now I'm stuck with another idiot. Great, JUST GREAT.
I might just ask someone else to be my new roommate.
Like.. Mateo! Mateo is a really good friend of mine and is better then that thing..
But, He's roommates with Miguel. And they're making a project on something so I don't think it's the right time.
Oh wait!! How about Cactus! I'm sure they'd be family friendly to an 15 yr- (A/N: i would like to say that they are 15 here so it won't be weird to have 10 yrs in a dorm.)
"Yea, no thanks. I'm happy with me and Cash rn."
FLIIIP I FORGOT HE WAS BESTFRIENDS WITH SPARE CHANGEEEEEEEE
And I'm stuck with those people, GREAT.
He probably doesn't even know what 2+2 is! Like, has Nugget even learned ANYTHING?
I'm just gonna give up and- WAIT A MINUTE... JEAN CLAUDE! HE HAS A DORM FOR SOME REASON AND HES ALONE AHAHAHAH NOTHING CAN STOP M-
"Oof... sorry.. Omar just moved into this dorm."
AAAAAAA
IS IT THAT HARD TO EVEN FI-
Wait, i can move into my own house, GOD IM LIKE TREY.
Time skip
5 AM
They really went on a date at 5 AM?
Well, it's my advantage to sneak away.
I pack my bags.. blah blah blah..
TEXT BETWEEN TREY AND REZA
This little annoying person: Rezaaaaaa
ULTIMATE SPY!!: what do you need?
This little annoying person: I NEED HELP HOW DO I MAKE A MOVE ON HIIIIIMMNMMMM
ULTIMATE SPY!!: Y'all already flirty.. just kiss.
This little annoying person: I CANTTTTTTT
ULTIMATE SPY!!: Just kiss already
This little annoying person: I FLIPPING CANTBRBS
ULTIMATE SPY!!: JUSTKISSYOUFLIPPINGCREATURE
This little annoying person: FINEEEEE
One minute later
This little annoying person: It went bad
ULTIMATE SPY!!: oh
This little annoying person: You give terrible advice
ULTIMATE SPY!!: you almost made me jump off a cliff
This little annoying person: it was for a project
ULTIMATE SPY!!: A PROJECT FOR COOKING CLASS
This little annoying person: look, I'm sorry about that
ULTIMATE SPY!!: it's ok
ULTIMATE SPY!! Started a video call
FUUUUUUUU- I PRESS THE WRONG BUTTON
"WRONG BU-"
"Reza... why do you have 2 luggages? Are you leaving me?"
FLIP FLIP FLIPSSJJDJWJDF
"Reza... tell the truth."
uh
.
.
.
"Fine ok, I'm moving out."
"REZAAA WHY??"
"It's because I don't wanna hear you guys making out"
"We'll stay quiet but don't leave us!!!"
Clingy. Well.. there's worse and my parent suck so I guess I can stay.
"Fine, Fine, ok.. i will"
"YAYYY"
"Also what did you mean that the kiss went bad?"
"Nugget-San turned into an actual nugget."
