- Chaotic family -

1. Night chaos

3rd pov:

It's 6 o'clock in the night and uppermoon 1 is already a wake with the king of demons. Rest of the uppermoons are still sleeping. The demon king has given them a little break from missions to charge power and energy for maybe upcoming battles. 

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"Good night Kokushibo. How did you sleep?"

Kokushibo: "Oh I slept great! What about you Muzan-sama, did you sleep well?"

Muzan: "Partly. Because someone started playing wap in the middle of day!"😤

Kokushibo: "I think it sounded like that the upper 6's were having a little party."🥱

Muzan: "Great just great. Anyways what will be for the breakfast?" 🤗

Kokushibo: "Pancakes"🧇

"DID I HEAR PANCAKES!?" >:D

Muzan: " Good night Kaikagu."

Kaigaku: " Night Muzan-grandpa!"

Kokushibo: Trying not to laugh👀

Muzan: "...NANI?!" Puls out a frying pan🍳

Kaigaku: " AWOOOP JUMPSCARE" :0

Kokushibo: " Please Muzan-sama, I need that pan to cook..."😶

Muzan: " No you won't , Kaikagu what in the earth did you just call me?" >:)

Kaigaku: " Grandpa-Muzan!" Smiles innocently :)

Muzan: "....If you will call me that one more time I swear i'll-"😙

Kaigaku: " Grandpa-Muzan!" Runs away🏃

Muzan: "Get back here you little bitch, so I can beat up your nasty ass!"🍳 Chases Kaigaku around the kitchen

Kokushibo: " Kaigaku apologize to Muzan-sama so I can have that pan and make the god damm breakfast before you all die from hunger." 😐

Kaigaku: " Okey sorry dad I'll apologize right away😞.... (Inhale)😤 Sorry Grandpa-Muzan that I called you grandpa. 🤗Even though you look like a 1000+ year old zombi vampire with musty crusty tasty nasty caca poo poo yellow greenish smelly toes that haunts in this place at day." 😩

Muzan: Hits him at head with pan 😁

Kaigaku: " OUCH! THAT HURT YOU KNOW?!😢

Kokushibo: "Can I now have that pan please?"

Muzan: gives the pan "Here you go dear" ☺️

"EHHHH? Muzan-sama why did you call Koku dear?"😀

Muzan: " Who said I can't Daki?" :D

Kokushibo: " Me..."😐🖐️

Muzan: " I don't give fuck" 😊

Kokushibo: "Anyways good night Daki and Gyutaro."

Both: " Night Koku-san!"

Kokushibo: " Did you sleep well?" 

Gyutaro: "Yes" :)

Muzan: mumbles " I still aren't done with you Kaigaku Tsugikuni." 😊

"Of course you three slept well after that fucking party you throw in the middle of day. 😡Of course I don't blame you Daki girls are allowed to throw a party when ever they want."😊

"Yeah I did sleep at all!" >:( 

Daki: " Good night Akaza-dono and Douma-san!" 😁

Akaza: "AND  THE HELL WAS THAT MUSIC?! A FUCKING WAP?! Don't worry Dani I still don't blame you. You have all my respect"

Douma: " Nee nee Akaza-dono💕 Don't curse in front of these little children." 🙂

Akaza: " Stfu Douma no one gives a fuck." 🖕

Kokushibo: " Akaza since you respect woman's please try respect your superiors." 😐

Akaza: "Stfu spidereye"

Kokushibo:........😊

"Welp you are dead"

"Kokushibo don't please! I feel scared!"😨

Kaigaku: " Night fishman and scarycat!" 😄

Gyokko: I...I'M NOT A GOD DAMM FISHMAN I'M A ✨MERMAN✨"

Daki: " Shees mood change much💀"

Kaigaku: "Ikr💀"

Kokushibo: " Akaza...You have 3 second to run" :) Puts hand to a katana

Akaza: "Nakime!"

Kokushibo" HEY THATS NOT FAIR!"

Akaza: " Life isn't " :)

*Biwa sound*

*Akaza teleports away*

Kokushibo: Tch "Nakime!"

*Biwa sound*

*Kokushibo gone*

Muzan: " Now that Koku isn't here... Kaigaku Tsugikuni I'm still not done." :) Holds a pan that still has the pancake🍳

Kaigaku: AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Runs away 

Gyokko: "Hantegoku let's go paint some pots. It will probably take a long time till we can get breakfast."

Hantegoku: " O-okay but please, Kaigaku call me Hantegoku not a scarycat!😤 Eh where are you Kaigaku?"😨

Kaigaku: " Boo!"

Hantegoku: "AAAAAAAAAA!" 😭

Kaigaku: "See scarycat?"😄

Muzan: Kaigaku Tsugikuni....:)

Kaigaku: " Welp I'm officially dead for now on"😀

Gets hit to head with a pan

Muzan:☺️🖕🍳

*Bird noises*

Gyutaro: "UROGI DON'T E-

Dani: "Noo the breakfast" 😞

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