𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩 - 𝙟𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙖𝙢

E I G H T

heavyweight champions
*groupchat without talia and elle*

RJ
hey guys did you know

hendo
oh no

chilly
scared

madders
everyone has PTSD from jack

rice, rice baby
live in fear

RJ
i was gonna say did you know
elle has a following because she has
loads of followers on tiktok

madders
oh

chilly
curious i wanna see now

RJ
*tiktok is lilyrowland1*

trent
😟

the REAL white boy of the month
i'd give it a C for effort

money mase
hold on isn't that the same hotel bathroom
as judes

baby bell-ingham
it's not my bathroom tho
so i'm guessing just same hotel

chilly
same hotel you say?!

baby bell-ingham
stop you know that she has
a boyfriend

madders
woahhh no one mentioned you
shagging we just thought two
friends hanging out

money mase
just a couple of besties

baby bell-ingham
yeah sure🤨

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england national handball team

the REAL white boy of the month
guys
whales are so weird

jadon
ffs here we go

RJ
is everyone mentally prepared

rice, rice baby
scared

the REAL white boy of the month
well first of all apparently lipgloss is
made of whale sperm

saka
wtf

madders
disturbed

the REAL white boy of the month
and secondly
apparently they have 1-10 feet
dicks which can kill you

chilly
.....

money mase
:o

saka
well

the REAL white boy of the month
well? more like whale.....

havertz party size
still trying to work out what i've been
added to

rashford
deeply disturbed

chilly
why does no one joke about having
a whale dick then
yeah mate my dick produces lipgloss
and can kill someone because of
it's size xx

imposter aka talia
wtf
seeing that message as the first thing
on my lockscreen had me seriously
confused

rice, rice baby
chilly is talking about having
a whale dick

madders
which he doesn't

chilly
this is blasphemy

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Meanwhile, Elle Thomas sat on the sofa on the 8th floor of the hotel as she clicked aimlessly through instagram stories before seeing Jude had added to his.

It took her a moment of inspection to realise that the bathroom in his story was identical to the one in her room. She quickly messaged the Dortmund player who confirmed that they were in fact in the same hotel.

That is how she ended up sat at the all inclusive bar with him as they ordered cocktail after cocktail, aiming to try every single one on the menu.

Although Elle had tried to hide her phone, Jude could see her boyfriend consistently blowing up her phone from phone calls to message. Even though he had seen the younger Havertz, who actually wasn't a Havertz, replying to his messages.

"Oh shit" Jude had suddenly burst out, catching Elle off guard as she looked behind her in the direction he was looking.

"What?" She was trying to see what he had seen but so far was failing to see what had him looking so shocked. All of a sudden she was pulled up by her hand that he had grabbed and she was trailing behind as he sprinted away from the table.

"Jude? What about our strawberry daiquiris?" but the cocktails were forgotten as he had dragged her into the darkness which was actually the hotels theatre which was shut as it was 11pm.

"Kai and Sophia were at the bar and I remember you saying Kai wouldn't be best pleased if he saw us having drinks" Jude had spotted the German and his girlfriend strolling to the bar and had not spotted his younger sister and the England player yet.

"Oh" the blonde giggled a bit as she thought back to the boys face of fear. "I wish I could have taken a photo of the look on your face."

He responded by gently shoving her, ignoring how cliche this whole situation is and the fact that he just ran away from Kai Havertz.

"Next time I will just leave you there then. Or worse I will make it really obvious i'm 'flirting with you' and kiss you as he looks" He shrugged and sat back in the chair, slightly laying his head back as he looked at the roof of the rundown theatre.

Elle wasn't sure if it was the heat of Dubai or her reaction to the comment. She scouted her brain for a response so he didn't realise the reaction or shock on her behalf from his remark. "I'm sure Kai would be thrilled to see that"

That is how Elle Thomas and Jude Bellingham ended up spending hours and hours until the early morning, giggling and joking about in a rundown hotel theatre in Dubai.

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A/N: i have not proof read this yet because i cba right now so i am very sorry🤣 quite a long chapter this one tbf