Random Shower Thoughts

Shower Thoughts Part 3

-Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck

-You don't bite down on something, you bite up on something, because your upper jaw cannot move

-They don't put pockets in women's clothing because they want to sell us handbags

-"The early bird gets the worm" How about the worm? He was up early and was still eaten alive

-Dog food companies could say that it's any flavour they want. You're not going to test it

-The letter W starts with a D

-All your life decisions have led you to reading this now

-Water is really what a rainbow tastes like

-Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice?

-Every mirror you buy is in used condition