(if you get the Ikea reference your litterly awesome)
It was just beef right even if it could be lamb? Chicken? Anymeat it still tasted delicious, you really couldn't point out any difference within it maybe it was the seasoning? Bob did have a whole kit for it he really was a good guy huh, at this point you couldn't deny your small bit of attraction to him, you couldn't tell him though he would probably hurt you or something for ruining your guys bond (I also totally freaking forgot that bob broke into el house and stuff UGHhhh I gotta rewrite that part so yee reread chapter one soon lol) I mean the dude kind of saved you from the Red devil on your moving day, or did he? Litterly passed out after the break in and couldn't remember a thing at this point not who it looked like or anything hmm maybe you didn't get broken in? Maybe so but either way, as you stood up to go change into some well stretcher clothes from your small bit of bloat you had gained from the scrumptious meal, as you went to start changing bob walked in on you taking your shirt off (either with a bra on or shirtless depending on gender) "AH- knock next time!!" You said trying to get your shirt back on "m'sorry Darlin" bob said whilst looking somewhat in you direction but also glancing the other way you couldn't tell if he was looking at you or not but (sorry it's really really short)

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A Mysterious Meating 🍖 🫀(bob velseb x reader)
Fanfiction(First time writing it would mean alot of you could read, also I'm dyslexic so beware lol 💖, also I'ma probably be writing this untill spooky month dies out)