𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐃. | ɪᴅᴠ ✰

ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟

Welcome to hell where 99% of this book includes more bullshit than braincells. 

My sad name is March or Opera. I'm not born at March though and I cannot do opera life for shit.

I like Identity V no matter how much I quit that game because of Genshin, so why not make a fic full of the things I have thought of while I was somewhere in my very idiotic wonderland. 

So, shall we see the rules together? If not then fuck off (no pls baby ily)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9! It's the Ten fucking  Commandments.

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1. Please, I know we all hate ourselves but don't hate one another or fight with either me or someone. Have some human decency and some self control.

2. I only accept character x reader. There's no character x character, character x oc, or oc x oc what do you think of me as, huh? 

3. You guys can request if you want, but only if the idea piques my interest. But maybe y'all are creative fuckers so I'll do a lot of them. (I'll even credit you! Life truly is horribly amazing !) 

4. No asking personal information about me, s'il-te-plaît.

5. I can't guarantee you that EVERY one of my fics stay gender neutral. It MAY be portrayed as a female. 

6. I may add some words that I know, so if you don't know what it says just ask "March wtf is this" (it will most likely either be French, Japanese, Russian, Chinese or any other. Just the 4 I mentioned may be most common.) 

7. If you dislike one of the stupid stories here because you think it's actually stupid, pm me. Don't fucking share your problem like it should be everyone else's too. AND IT SHOULD ONLY BE ME THAT THINKS IT'S STUPID.

8. Many, many, many references from movies or shows I love binge watching so much. (If you recognize them let's get married) like, many, many, MANY references. (Particularly Series of Unfortunate Events and possibly some from Superstore /j ) 

9. Send me some idv memes you have on your gallery let's laugh our asses off together<3 

10. Like I said, I'm a tomcat, so don't mind me flirting with you guys unless you're uncomfortable with that. Besides, I'm subtle anyway so it may not even look like I'm flirting. ( If you say I give Kevin vibes I'll cackle lol) 

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Stupid stories for stupid people, ain't life so great?

No. 

Anyways here's the little markings I'll be adding to each of my chapters to indicate a theme of the story. 

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ꕤ = fluff

⋈ = Angst

ꔛ = Both fluff and angst

✦✧ = Random short stories (that could be any theme)

ǂ = Some random chapter you can ignore, it's not even a story.

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Of course, I may cuss a lot but I am nice (I swear) so I'll add warnings for anybody that can easily be triggered. If you have a specific trigger that I don't know, please send a message here so that I would know. 

Aight, signing off cumrats, I love you 🫶.