The Bacon Cat Randomness/ Ask my Characters!

Dares 5- The Leaves

Me: Hey everybody! So we have only one dare this time!

Rhode: Hair?

Me: -_- Dare.

Rhode: Care?

Me: I already said dare! You need a hearing aid?

Rhode: Stare?

Me: Dare with a 'D' asshole.

Rhode: D? As in DEEZ NUTS?!?

Me: You are so freaking stupid right now. Oh my gosh, wait a second, are you high?

Rhode: No! *falls over*

Everyone: *facepalms*

Tally: you are going to fix this, right?

Me: I only have bacon and cat related powers, this is way too far out of my reach.

Tally: Wait, if you only have bacon and cat related powers, how did you turn us into ponies and then back to humans?

Me: Bacon is five letters. 5 is a number. I like to eat bacon. Eating is what you do with food. Food reminds me of subway's $5 footlong commercials. Therefore the number 5 is directly related to bacon. Now add one to five. That gets six. There are six main characters in my little pony, therefore bacon and my little pony are sub directory related. That is why I could turn you into ponies. Now for the part of getting you back to humans-

Tally: No I think I have heard enough!

Dawn: That seemed pretty logical though.

Lost Shade: No it didn't Dawn, stop being so dumb!

Shaney: actually, a lot of things seem logical to Dawn because she is illogical.

Sadie: what?

Whittney: You learn to just nod and go along with things like this.

Sadie: yes, bu-

Hazy: u-um guys... Are we ever going to get back on track?

Me: well we have to get Rhode to be normal again!

Dawn: I got it! I know how you could do this!

Me: how?

Dawn: Removing her drunkness is sub directory related to cats AND bacon! Cats has an 'a' and an 's' in it, right? Well a and s spell the word as. As has two letters. Cat has three letters. What is 3+2? 5. And 5 is directly related to bacon, as proved earlier. Also, 5 reminds you of Subway. Subway is a fast food place. Fast food places are like fast restaurants. Therefore restaurants are just one step from fast food restaurants. And you know where you get drunk? Restaurants. And you know how I get removing from this? Well you really want to remove your presence from this room when I give this explanation. And that is why Removing Drunkness is sub directory related to bacon and cats.

Tally: Leave it to Dawn to be the only person other then Cat to be able to come up with something like that.

Me: That would work! Ok, now I can do it! *does magical stuff*

Rhode: hey- wait, who the heck are you? *is looking at Dawn*

Dawn: You don't remember me? Well I'll give you my introduction song!
OHHHHH-

Rhode: I was kidding! Please don't sing! Of course I remember all you annoying turds.

Dawn: oh... Ok... *puts away trumpet she had taken out of nowhere*

Rhode: thank Jesus!

Tally: ok. Now can you tell us the dare?

Me: ok! It is from Bianca_Is_Boss .