"Kenma just broke my bed"
In a call...
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"KENMA HELP THE FUCKING SPIDER IS FOLLOWING M-"
"DONT LURE IT TO THE HOUS IM NTO IN THE HOUSE YOU DUMBASS"
"WHAT IT'S ALREADY HERE U FUCKFACE"
"DONT CALL ME FUCKFACE"
"OKAY WAHATEVER HURRY UP IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IM ABOUT TO DIE"
"for fuck sake"
"BRO WHY WONT IT DIE"
"I DON'T KNOW"
then suddenly i saw my life flash before my eyes, kenma...kenma broke my bed
"Oh fuck"
"..."
"uhh, wait let me make u another one"
"kenma....i can't believe u😞"
"I can't believe u just broke MY bed"
"What the fuck, why does it sound bad when u say it"
"CAUSE U EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY KILLED MY BED U MONSTER"
"jesus, here i made u another one stop being dramatic over a bed dumbass"
"this is what you probably did to your black haired friend that looks like he has a bald spot at the back of his head, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY HE DOESN'T PLAY MINECRAFT W U ANYMORE!!!"
"well fine i did kill his bed before BUT THAT WASN'T THE REASON WHY HE DOESN'T PLAY MINECRAFT W ME"
"WHY?? HOW DO U KNOW??🤨"
"CAUSE HE JUST SAYS HE'S BUSY EVERYTIME I CALL HIM EVERYTIME I WANT TO PLAY MC....oh fuck, yeah maybe it is the reason but fuck you"
"see? killing everyone's bed especially fred-"
"Wait wait wait wait, did u just say fred? did u just name your bed fred?"
"Yeah...and u have a problem w it 3 inch boy?🤔"
"..."
"why? r u jelly or sum shi?😱"
"what kind of psychopath names their MC BED FRED???"
"SO NOW YOU'RE ASSUMING THAT IM A PSYCHOPATH????😱😱🤨🤨🤨"
"IM NOT ASSUMING, YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH"
"damn, if im a psychopath then u are too, you're getting cancelled on twt bae😜"
"damn u finna do me like that?😞 ouch."
"daddy can i get my monthly nitro uwu🥺🥺👉👈"
"No kitten it's not the time yet 👿"
"b-b-but daddy 🥺"
"no kitten."
"k, anyways"
i turned my character towards the corner of his bed
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABT IT Y/N"
"KILLED IT!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU"
"heh maybe later bae😜😘"
i was just kidding but for some reason kenma looked away from his camera and i can see...redness on his ear?
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