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hana, with a sad tone: i don't wanna be a person anymore. i'm tired of it. also hana: i wanna be a dinosaur. i just. wanna. be. a dinosaur.
hana: why is it that when i take a sip of alcohol, people call me an alcoholic? but when i drink the whole bottle of fanta, no one calls me fantastic!?
person a: who the fuck are you? hana: i'm the person that's gonna cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead. make you look like a limp dick unicorn. that's who the fuck i am.
person b: i could kill you if i wanted to. hana: i mean like so could anyone else. person b: what? uh. what are you... hana: i mean so could a horse, a cat and a really ambitious duck. person b: what the fuck? you okay kid? hana: the point is, it's not hard! you're not special.
person c: when was the war of 1812? hana: the war, 1812! i mean how many hints do you need!? the answer is in the name! what do you think 1812 was!? the fucking address!?
lucas: why can't dinosaurs clap? mark: because their hands are too sh- hana: because they're dead.
baekhyun: i wish we could block people in real life. taeyong: restraining order. hana: murder.
somi: i accidentally wore my contacts to bed. sometimes i think i'm stupid hana: don't worry, i do that all the time somi: wear your contacts to bed?" hana: think you're stupid.
ten: alright, give me some examples of things that are useless hana: uhm... useless? useless... hana, raising hand: i have an answer! me! ten: correct, next one.
