Dare #4

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Rage_The_Proxy: I dare you to let BEN throw you into the TV show My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic don't worry I'll do to too.

*Whines* I don't wanna!!!!

Rage: Then you don't get any kidneys for a week.

:O NOOO NOT MY BABIES!!! *Hugs a nearby bowl of kidneys*

Rage: *Grabs my arm and drags me over to the TV where BEN is waiting* C'mon EJ!

BEN: Sucks to be you two! *Grabs both of us and throws us into the TV*

Rage: *Looks around* Looks just like the TV show.

How do you know....?

Rage: From Sally, and Darkness.

Oh okay.... *Looks around and spots a pony then gasps* OH MY ZALGO ITS A PONEHHHHHH!!! *Runs over to it*

Rage: *Facepalms* Why... Just why....

*Runs up to the pony and hugs it* I SHALL NAME YOU... BOB THE UNICORN! But you will never replace Seed Eater.. OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!

The pony: Please get off of me...

NEVER!!! *Hugs it till I squeeze it to death*

Rage: *Gasps dramatically* YOU KILLED IT!! YOU PONY MURDERER!

O.O *Says in a cute little kid voice* I'm swowwy!

Rage: Aww *Hugs me and kisses my forehead*

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