Rage_The_Proxy: I dare you to let BEN throw you into the TV show My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic don't worry I'll do to too.
*Whines* I don't wanna!!!!
Rage: Then you don't get any kidneys for a week.
:O NOOO NOT MY BABIES!!! *Hugs a nearby bowl of kidneys*
Rage: *Grabs my arm and drags me over to the TV where BEN is waiting* C'mon EJ!
BEN: Sucks to be you two! *Grabs both of us and throws us into the TV*
Rage: *Looks around* Looks just like the TV show.
How do you know....?
Rage: From Sally, and Darkness.
Oh okay.... *Looks around and spots a pony then gasps* OH MY ZALGO ITS A PONEHHHHHH!!! *Runs over to it*
Rage: *Facepalms* Why... Just why....
*Runs up to the pony and hugs it* I SHALL NAME YOU... BOB THE UNICORN! But you will never replace Seed Eater.. OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!
The pony: Please get off of me...
NEVER!!! *Hugs it till I squeeze it to death*
Rage: *Gasps dramatically* YOU KILLED IT!! YOU PONY MURDERER!
O.O *Says in a cute little kid voice* I'm swowwy!
Rage: Aww *Hugs me and kisses my forehead*
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Ask And Dare Eyeless Jack
RandomEver wanted to ask or dare the one and only Eyeless Jack? Well your wish is about to come true! I have finally made an account with the help of BEN (Thanks dude!) So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and ask away!