((Le Admin: It's so dark in my room. Holy sheet. Haha sheets.. Damn I'm so mature))
Guess who it is? :33
*Jeopardy Music In The Background*
It's your favorite kidney cannibal, of course! *Takes off mask and shows a sharp toothy smile* I'm back guys, thanks to the Admin.
Unknown(YUS!): *Is asleep in a kitchen chair* Mmm... *Snores*
Masky: *Curiously looks at Unknown and pokes her* I think she's dead.
If she's dead then how is she breathing? *Shakes head* Lets see what you guys left for me!
@RavenRobledo:
Eyeless Jack I dare u to throw BEN in a pool and blame it on Jeff.
This is going to be amazing. BEN is going to scream so loudly. Let's do this! *Goes into the living room and extends arms* Guess who's home!
BEN: Nobody cares *Continues playing Mario Kart*
Well someone is on their man period.
BEN: *Turns around* What is up with you and periods?
I don't know actually. I think I should shut up. But before I do, come with me Benny Boo.
BEN: Please don't call me that.
Aww but why not? It's a nice nickname.
BEN: It sounds like you're talking to a baby. I don't want to be known as Benny Boo for the rest of my life.
But you are a baby. You're only like what, 10?
BEN: *Eyes glow red* I'm 15 dimwit! I just turned 15 in June!
Oh yeah. Umm happy birthday? ohh wait, I've got a birthday present for you. *Grabs BEN's arm* Were going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship!
BEN: Oh lord Zalgo please help me
*After finally convincing BEN that we're going to IHop for his birthday*
We're here. *Uncovers eyes*
BEN: *Looks around and finally stops at the pond* Wh-what's that? It better not b-be what I think it is.
You love water if I do remember correctly. So why don't you just... *Pushes BEN in*
BEN: *Screams like a girl and thrashes around* GET ME OUT OF HERE! HELP!!
Woah.. I didn't think he would react like this. Maybe I should help him. Or I could just record this! *Takes out a camera that I borrowed from Hoodie* Haha this is going on YouTube!
BEN: YOU SUCK JACK!
And you swallow. OHHHHHH!!! *Airshots being fired*
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Ask And Dare Eyeless Jack
RandomEver wanted to ask or dare the one and only Eyeless Jack? Well your wish is about to come true! I have finally made an account with the help of BEN (Thanks dude!) So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and ask away!
