Rants

Sports

So I was at swim practice. The pool wasn't ready so we did dryland.

If you read the chapter "No Loitering", this will make more sense.

So, I decided "hey I'll be a rule breaker".

I went and played at the park for 12 and unders (I'm 13). I loitered at that park. Then I went under the pavillion by myself.

I guess you could say I am a rebel.

Then, I glanced over at the tennis court and you know what that flippin' sign said???

DO NOT PLAY ANY SPORTS ON THESE GROUNDS!

ARE YOU SERIOUS???

Here is a lovely tennis court. But you can't play tennis.

THERE IS LITERALLY A SIGN THAT SAYS "Do not trespass. This is only if you are playing tennis."

HOW DO I PLAY TENNIS IF I CAN'T SPORT???

Now I'm going to do a quick recap.

-We can't loiter at the park.

-We can't go under the pavillion unless you are 21 or over.

-We can't play sports. AT THE TENNIS COURT.

-We can't have basketball nets at the blacktop.

-We can't play football in the open field.

WHAT DO YOU FREAKING EXPECT US TO DO???

Evidently we need to get out of the house without going touching anything.

I just....I just....ugh. Does anyone else find this completely and utterly stupid???

[Update: My family went to a board meeting and we got them to take the signs down!
#gettingitdone]