Mick Schumacher: GUYS YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST LEARNEDCheco Perez: what?
Esteban Ocon: baby, maybe we shouldn't be sharing this...
Fernando Alonso: now i'm really curious 👀
Lando Norris: you told Esteban before you told us :(
Lance Stroll: we are there with him so we already heard the drama in person
Pierre Gasly: couples gettaway 🥰
Yuki Tsunoda: shut up asparagus 🤩
Pierre Gasly: asparagus???
Yuki Tsunoda: you call me a cabbage so I call you asaparagus
Max Verstappen: makes sense since yuki is short and pierre is tall and skinny
Yuki Tsunoda: are you calling me chubby??
Nico Rosberg: you do talk about food a lot...
Yuki Tsunoda: and you talk about Lewis a lot?? Do you really want to go there :|
Fernando Alonso: please stop all the arguing!
Lewis Hamilton: Nando stepping up and being mature?? this is rare...
Max Verstappen: new paddock dad!
Mick Shumacher: no. No one replaces seb
Fernando Alonso: I only asked you all to shut up so I could hear the drama... but thanks guys
Mark Webber: that's the Nando I know and love
Fernando Alonso: shut up i need the drama now
Mark Webber: I don't even get a "love you too" ??
Fernando Alonso: yes, sure, i love you or whatever
Fernando Alonso: now Mick give us the drama!Mick Schumacher: ok, well I am out at Innsbruck skiing with Esteban and Lance, and while we are here we just saw a certain other few members of the grid getting cozy together on the lift ahead of us...
Fernando Alonso: who?!
Checo Perez: please tell we must know!
Lewis Hamilton: do you two ever worry that you care too much about drama?
Fernando Alonso: no.
Checo Perez: nope.
Lewis Hamilton: yeah... anyways...
Sebastian Vettel: ... did I get caught by own grid kid ?
Jenson Button: Seb?!
Fernando Alonso: oh. Lame...
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FanfictionLando needs some romance advice... his solution: create a group text of the 2022 drivers (+some veteran drivers) Chaos ensues... (Contains Simi, Brocedes, Lestappen, Carlando, Jenson x Fernando x Webber, Yukierre, Alex x George, Esteban x Lance x M...