Ranting 🏃‍♀️💨

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TW: language lol

OML- SO- remember those games like "hair challenge" and "acrylic nails"

BRO THAT USED TO BE MY LIFE-

Like-

I would stay up till midnight (I was 7 btw)

PLAYING THOSE GAMES

LIKE- I WOULD ONLY PLAY THOSE GAMES

MY ATTENTION SPAN WAS LITERALLY 0 BECAUSE OF THOSE GAMES

like- those games were:

THEY WERE APART OF MY LIFE

💀💀💀💀💀💀

I WOULD EAT THAT SHIT UP😋😋😋

LIKE-

THAT WAS MY LIFE

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Another rant

When I was younger- I searched up shit no 10 year old should've EVER searched up-

BUT

BUT

BUT

BUT

but.

I matured WAY too fast for my age- like-

I was as mature as a 15 year-old when I was 9-

Like- wtf

Anywhore, I got grounded for MONTHS for searching this up

And

It

Was

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How

To

D

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P

T

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A banana

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I'm laughing my ass off while writing this

But yes

I infact DID search up "how to deep throat a banana" when I was 9

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Don't judge

BUT I NOW KNOW how to deep throat a banana

And now I listen to CPR and Squidwards nose as "calm songs"

Like bro wtf

ALSO

ALSO

ALSO

A

L

S

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I just learned that most people's parents bought their first phone and like-

Bitch-

wUt?!???

How tf am I just hearing abt this?!???!

I LITERALLY PAID 207 DOLLHAIRS FOR MY PHONE 😒😒

LIKE WTF⁉️⁉️

I would like a refund cuz I got scammed while fighting for my mothers womb 🏃‍♀️💨✨😋

I understand that my mom wanted us to pay for our own stuff but-

207 DOLLARS⁉️⁉️⁉️

I want my 207$ back 😒

Here's why:

-My phone NEVER loads

-takes 2 decades for it to charge 10%

-fucking old

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EzaCleE💀✨

I feel betrayed at this point 😍⁉️

But for real though I love my parents so 👨🏻‍🦲✨

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