Akaza:It's so fucking cold
Kokushibo:It's winter
Daki:IT HAS SNOWED!!!
Kaigaku:FUCK YEAH!
Kokushibo:Language!
Muzan:What's going on?
Douma:It's snowed outside and Daki is excited about it
Muzan:Okay...
Akaza:I'm making some hot chocolate it's fucking freezing in here
Kaigaku:Can you make me some?
Daki:Me too please?
Akaza:No,make it yourself
Kaigaku:Asshole
Akaza:Rabies infected cat
Kaigaku:AKAZA YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!
Akaza:Oh shut up and go suck your boyfriend's cock
Kokushibo:Children stop it
Akaza:You're not my dad so fuck off
Daki:He might not be your dad but he's definitely doing your dad
Akaza:Excuse me?!
Daki:Hehe
Kokushibo:I'm not 'doing' Muzan
Daki:Sure
Akaza:Douma is a fucking whore
Daki:That's random
Akaza:OH MY GOD-
Akaza:THIS HORNY BASTARD
Akaza:Brb
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Private Chat with Akaza and Douma
Akaza:STOP IT YOU BASTARD
Douma:Stop what?
Akaza:COMMENTING ON MY ASS YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!!
Douma:Not my fault that you decided to wear shorts that make your ass more noticeable
Douma:It's winter Akaza-Dono!Plus there's snow outside not to mention you're complaining that you're cold
Douma:Yet you're walking around in tight shorts and a hoodie
Akaza:YOU'RE IN YOUR SHITTY ASS CULT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M WEARING?!
Douma:I have my ways darling ;)
Akaza:IF YOU ARE USING THOSE STUPID FUCKING ICE FIGURES OF YOURS TO SPY ON ME I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!
Douma:Oh my!You have no faith in me
Akaza:For good fucking reasons now leave me the fuck alone.
Douma:Fine,fine I'll leave you and your fat ass alone 😏
Douma is offline
Akaza:DOUMA YOU FUCKING PRICK!
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Muzan:All I want is to sleep
Daki:On Kokushibo's massive man titties😏
Muzan:DAKI WHAT THE FUCK?!
Kokushibo:Excuse me-
Gyutaro:Oh for gods sake this is happening again
Gyokko:Now that Daki mentions it,out of the guys who has the bestest chest
Kaigaku:Either my dad or Akaza probably
Daki:HEY!What about my dad?!
Gyutaro:No Kaigaku has a point
Daki:How come?
Muzan:How the fuck did the conversation turn into this shit?
Kokushibo:No clue
Daki:Well Gyokko and Hantengu are flat chested,so are you Oni-Chan.Kaigaku has decently sized chest
Kaigaku:Thanks?
Daki:I think Douma and Akaza could be tied for chest size then Kokushibo has the biggest chest size
Gyutaro:What about Master Muzan?
Daki:His chest is flatter than Kaigaku's 😑
Muzan:Excuse you little shit
Daki:Look just cause you're a big boobed bitch when in your female form doesn't mean that's the same case when you're in your male form!
Gyokko:Probably uses them boobs as a pillow
Daki:Obviously!
Kokushibo:What the fuck you two?!
Muzan:You're both fucking dead
Gyokko:I regret absolutely nothing
Daki:All I did was spoke the truth and now I'm being silenced.Such a tragedy!
Muzan:I'm going to bed
Muzan is offline
Daki:Kokushibo you gonna go be Muzan-Sama's pillow?😏
Kokushibo:Go fuck yourself child
Daki:😶
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Kizuki Choas Chat Fic
FanfictionNew version of the old Chatfic book cause I hate it✨
