Heading to Papa Johns

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"YOU FWORGOT THE QWARD!?!" Mario said as he and default boy entered the building.
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...." Default boy said.
"mauryabe...." He said as he itched his l!ce infested head.
"Gweat! Neow we cwant affword the dwayum pizza mane!!! ò-ó" Mario said, steaming with anger!!

Although Default boy forgot the qard, they still walked on like fucking idiots and ordered a pizza.
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhh can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can I get uhhhh double cheese extra peperoni big mack?" Default boy asked
"We don't sill those, ser"
"uhhhhhhhhhhhh-" Default boy let out until Mario interrupted him.
"HWE AWSKED FOR A DWAYUM DWOUBLE CHWEESED PWEPERONI BWIG MWACK. GIBE HIM IT!! >:(" He said, pouting like a baby.
"uhhhhhhhhhhhh-" Default boy is very confuzzled!
"uh ok" The worker said, chewing his gum sassily.
"that well be $56 dollar, sence we don't sill that"
"What teh fuqq boi! -_-" Mario said, upset.
"uhhhhh let's uhhhhhh just go set down" Default boy said, while he went to go sit down.
"ok"

*while they wait for the pizza, Gru walks in*
*KACHINGALING*

The door bill rung while Gru walked in.
"Hey! Can I get uh Stuffed crust peperoni biscuit burned pizza? With spinach!"
"Yes" The cashier said.
"That will be $18.64 dollar! You can go sit while yu wait"
"okay!" He said, walking to the booth acros from the homophobic boys.

"uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh. It's Gruuu!" Default Boy said, pointing at Gru.
"UGH! NWOT THAT DYOOD!" Mario said rolling his eyes!

"Why doo yu haet him soi much braaaahhhhh" Default boy saided, very confused

"it's...... pwersonal!!.. i-i... I dun't wanna talk abwout it. Let's jwust get the pwizza ayund go!"
"uhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhh, okuh Brah. but we don't got no monies BRO!"
"oh" Mario started panicking....
"what are we gonna do?- ;-;"

"uhhhhhhhhhh I dunno brah" Default boy saided

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