that wrong number that wasn't that wrong

treinta y uno

-Welcome today to this new episode of 'will you rather', here with us, today, our goalkeepers Kepa and Amy- (idk the name of the people who make the interview so her name is Stacy) Stacy said .

-Hello guys

-Hi blues

-You two have a really good friendship, how did st..?

-Oh, when Tuchel was still coach he told Kepa to show me the city and to welcome me and then introduce me to the lads - I say

-Yeah we went to an Italian restaurant.

Nothing of the chaotic group chat that I had been since the euros. That's a blues secret and now one else has to now about it.

-Starting with the questions, would you rather go skiing or go to the beach .

-For me it depends, I mean I'm not going skiing in June like I'm not going to the beach in December.

-You have a point there Amy, but in yo que sé, the Caribbean it's sunny in December and in Antarctica it's cold in June .

-I mean in my temperature area that I'm used to it idiota.

-Don't be rude, I didn't do anything

-Shut up please.

- Next question, even though you never answered- Stacy said whispering.- Would you rather cook or take out ?

- I prefer...

-Amy prefers cooking, well she prefers me to cook her something rather than take out, she does take out when she doesn't have time .

- I was going to answer Kepa, but he's rigth.

-He knows you well.

-He is un hijo de puta .

-What did I say about being rude towards me ? What would Azpi think about this?

-Don't you have an off button?

-Nope .

-Would you rather eat british food or spanish food ?

-Spanish

-I don't eat a lit of british food, and I have eaten all my life spanish food, cut, I mean, you can't compare a cocido with whatever the british food that it is equivalent,  neither with my beloved tortilla de patata.

- How do you pronounce it ?

-Tor-ti- lla de patatas, the ll is inportant if not you would say tortila and humillate yourself.

- Well, I rather not humiliate myself so to the next question. The ones following are sent by followers, this one is to Amy, would you rather date kepa or Mason?

Ugh, why do girls always get asked about boys or fashion.

- I'd rather not, but if I had to choose, Kepa .

-Yeah sure you don't.

-Kepa Arrizabalaga revuelta, how many putas veces do I have to tell you to keep your puta voca calldada.

-Uy con el spanglish (She's mixing English and Spanish) .

-To kepa, would you rather save a penalty or score the last penalty  so your team can win ?

-The first...

-Obviously not the second one lol ... Oh guys look, it's BeReal time, anyone who wants to be in the photo ?

- I don't

-Ups sorry kepa, it's already late, LoOk Nahi it's doing college stuff...

-What is she study again ?

-Medicine , and Misa is watching a movie ...

-Moving on to tge next question, for both, would you rather have a dog or a cat ?

Rude Stacy, I was talking, didn't your parents ever teach you how to be nice to people ?

-Dogs all the way, I mean Amy and Kai could kill me if I said otherwise.

-That's the correct answer .

-There is no correct answer but there is one last question, would you rather watch a football match at home or in the stadium?

You're annoying Stacy, of course there is a rigth answer even though we are joking.

-Stadium of course

-It's the atmosphere, the people, you feel the colours being there .

-Yeah, there I'd something special about the stadiums.

I enjoyed this chapter .