I'm horrible at making stories that are good and not like one shots so I'm making oneshots
Anyway everybody pop your pussy like this don't stop don't miss
I'll do magi oneshots
I DONT DO FEMALE SHIT UNLESS ITS FEMALE X female but that's another s...
Yeah I'm back omg yeah hi hell yes I'm famously depressed in my school anyway
No one knows I do this tiheeeeeeee
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m/n pov
When is my shift going to end not only that I'm still a virgin!!!!
Anyway I highly doubt I'll get fucked by anyone too good looking they might be straight or something ,THERE IS SOMETHING ALWAYS WRONG!
I dated this girl back in high school she turned out to be a whore not to mention she had hiv...
I also decided to date another girl and the other girl from before started to chase me around and decided to pretend I'm gay and then the boys started to touch me weirdly and stuff and then I was scared to date anyone in general
Anyway I look at my watch finally 5 more minutes
A lady walked into the caffé with 5 more minutes before closing
Lady : OMG you were that boy in high school right!!!!
m/n: no. I have no clue what you talking about lady
Lady : oh what a bummer anyway let me get and iced coffee with three pumps of vanilla and 6 cups of sugar
I made her drink and put it in the table
m/n: that will be 15 dollars because you decided to waltz in here 5 minutes before closing
Lady : whatever
She pays and grabs her drink and leaves right before I was about to close everything down
A man came in with white hair and a red...I forgot what is called but he was also wearing sandals
Let me tell you he had the weirdest hairstyle I've seen in a while but anyway
He comes up to me and pulls out a WHOLE ASS LIST. And says deliver it today he pays with a platinum card
Man : chop chop now and also deliver it in this location
