[RACHEL:]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica
[RONICA:]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it
[KATE:]
Don't talk mean like that
[RACHEL:]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my tits so blue
[KATE:]
You hurt them badly
[RACHEL:]
You make my tits so blue
[KATE:]
They're hangin' sadly
[RACHEL:]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
[KATE:]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up
[KATE & RACHEL:]
Like a tackling dummy!
[KATE:]
They long for your embrace!
[RACHEL:]
They're warm like mittens!
[KATE:]
They'll curl up on your face
[RACHEL:]
And purr like kittens!
[KATE:]
You make my tits so blue!
[KATE & RACHEL:]
Just look at them glow...
[RACHEL:]
They're beggin' you!
[KATE & RACHEL:]
Don't make my tits so blue
[VINCENT:]
Hunter...? Hunter...? Open the door
[HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[VINCENT:]
Open the door!
[HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[KATE:]
You make my tits so blue
So please say hello!
[RACHEL:]
Hold 'em!
[KATE:]
Enfold 'em
[KATE & RACHEL:]
And never let go!
[KATE:]
Once you were geeky and nerdy
[RACHEL:]
But they knew you're dirty
[KATE:]
You've set them on fire
[KATE & RACHEL:]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
[RACHEL:]
They'll wear a blouse and skirt
[KATE, HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
And a fancy collar!
[RACHEL:]
They'll sing a lullaby:
[KATE & RACHEL:]
La la la la la!
[KATE, RACHEL, HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Please make these b
Tits not blue
[RACHEL:]
Just for a while!
[KATE:]
Can't wait till later
[KATE & RACHEL:]
My tits are rubbin'
[KATE, RACHEL, HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like a hot cheese grater!
[VINCENT:]
Look! Booze. Drink!
[KATE:]
Thank you so much!
[RACHEL:]
They will protect you
[KATE:]
Defend you
[RACHEL:]
Respect you
[KATE:]
Befriend you
[RAM:]
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
[HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Winnie-the-Pooh!
[KATE:]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!
[RACHEL:]
My tits will work for you
[KATE, HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
They will obey ya!
[RACHEL:]
They really need rescue!
[KATE, HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like Princess Leia!
[KATE & RACHEL:]
Baby, you've gots to come through
[KATE:]
Teach them to smile!
[RACHEL, HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You got no clue how much
These two
Depend on you
[RACHEL, KATE, HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Please help them through!
My tits are in your court!
[KATE & RACHEL:]
Yeah!
[HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them titss so blue!
[KATE & RACHEL:]
You make my tits so blue!
[HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them tits so blue!
[KATE & RACHEL:]
Ow! Ow!
[KATE & RACHEL:]
You make my tits so blue!
[HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You shake them
You quake them
[KATE & RACHEL:]
Good God!
[HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You break..
[KATE & RACHEL:]
My tits!
You make my tits so blue!
[HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my tits so blue!
You take them
[KATE & RACHEL:]
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!
[HUNTER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You bake them
Christ sake
[KATE, RACHEL, HUNTERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my tits so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these tits not blue!
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Heathers The Musical:Genderbend Lyrics
PoetryOkay so I got this idea from (Pandours Heather's Lyrics [Genderbend]) so go check that out i am still going to use the hunter thing that they uses but I will be doing all the Heather's songs and I'll be changing it up from theirs so I won't be a cop...
