Finney, who just dislocated his knee and popped it back into place with little to no fanfare over doing such: okay so back to what I was saying-
Billy, who just witnessed said thing happen: WHAT THE FUCK-
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Bruce, walking into Vance's room, covered in soot: so you know what napalm is right?
Vance, not paying attention: mhm
Bruce: yeah, turns out, so does Finney.
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Griffin: I just don't understand why you have to have that much chocolate man.
Billy, holding over what is essentially five pounds of chocolate: Good, let's keep it that way.
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Robin: please, I won't do anything too crazy with a stick of dynamite!
Finney: mhm, the last time you said that we had a confetti canon, except the confetti was shrapnel.
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Billy, looking at Finny and Robin confused: why's he doing the Minecraft mingle
Griffin: excuse me, the fucking w h a t?
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Finney, tired and on his last straw: if you keep being a bitch I can and will steal your identity to buy a bottle of ketchup. I don't even like ketchup but I'll fucking do it.
Griffin: you can steal my identity all you want, the only thing you'll get out of it is loneliness.
Finney: jokes on you, I'll accept that over my father any day!
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Billy, after noticing Vance was walking over: be afraid, be very afraid
Finney: don't worry I'm way ahead of you, I've feared everything since birth.
Vance: not my fault you're a coward.
Bruce: damn, mans really just said "fuck you" to anxiety.
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Vance: how did you break your leg?
Bruce: do you see those porch stairs?
Vance: yeah
Bruce: I didn't.
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my laptops about to die so I'm stopping it here
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Robin X Finney headcannons | The Black Phone
FanfictionTHERE IS NOT ENOUGH RINNEY STUFF AND I WAS ABOUT TO COMBUST, SO HERE IT IS some of these will be stuff I found on Tumblr bc I'm an uncreative person okay
