We're Just Friends ~ Sapnap x Reader

GeorgeNotFound vs Bed Wetter Jr.

"Can everyone please rise for the honourable judge, CaptainPuffy," Wilbur Soot said, as he was playing as a security guard for CaptainPuffy. CaptainPuffy was not pleased that he was security as she had said multiple times that she can protect herself.

CaptainPuffy came into the courtroom with everyone standing. She sat in the judge's box and everyone sat after her. "So, we are here today to discuss the case of GeorgeNotFound vs Bed Wetter Jr murder trial. Please can the plaintiff make their opening statement?"

"Today, George committed a despicable crime. He killed his own child, Bed Wetter Jr. You will learn during this trial that this was premeditated and a ruthless killing. Please help me bring justice to Bed Wetter Jr," Sapnap said towards the jury.

"Thank you, and the defendant," CaptainPuffy said.

QuackityHQ walked towards the jury. "Eh hem, my client here today is being wrongly accused of first-degree murder. You will learn today that this is a case of self-defence from vicious verbal and emotional abuse created from an untruthful lie that was set up by Sapnap and Dreamwastaken, which has now been perpetuated by fans. Thank you."

QuackityHQ walked back to his seat. When he got back, QuackityHQ and GeorgeNotFound hit each other as a "high five" attempt.

"First witness, TommyInnit, come to the stand," CaptainPuffy said.

TommyInnit got to the stand where Wilbur Soot swore him in: "Do you promise to say the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help you Ph1lZa Minecraft."

"I do," TommyInnit said.

"May the Plaintiff ask questions?"

"Tommy, can you describe to the jury what you saw earlier this day when you entered the dog room?" Sapnap asked very seriously.

"Well, I was really shocked when I saw that this dog was called Bed Wetter Jr because that is a fucking weird name. So, I just asked why it was called that and then George fucking murdered him in front of me. I am traumatised."

"Can anyone else verify your claims?"

"You can, and Dream. And chat. We were all there, what the fuck?"

"Language," BadBoyHalo called from the jury stand. Everyone rolled their eyes and continued on.

"Is there any evidence that could be presented to the jury today to show off this incident?" CaptainPuffy asked as she and the jury did not see the clip of Bed Wetter Jr getting brutally slain.

"I can send it to you," TommyInnit said.

"Thank you, does the defendant want to cross-examine the witness?"

"So, Tommy what do you think made George kill Bed Wetter Jr?"

"I don't know."

"Well, you see Tommy. A while ago, a malicious joke was started about George, calling him a bed wetter. The origins are unknown but repeatedly after its inception, he has been ruthlessly trolled and bullied about him still peeing in the bed. Which wouldn't be his fault if he still did, But he doesn't."

There were a few giggles amongst the jury about the bed-wetting meme.

"Ay, no! This isn't funny. This has seriously affected my client. Do you think George may have lashed out after being reminded of this awful bullying?"

"Order in the courtroom," CaptainPuffy said while banging something on her desk to be like a gavel.

"Tommy, answer my question."

"It could have but, he already knew about the dog so he could have killed it at any time before now."

"But could he have done it because your question would cause people to continue talking about him being a bed wetter?"